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@Skide : Oh yes, very much so. It used to be that they were just creepy and repulsive, but to actually compare themselves to a demigod? It's getting to the point where I think that somebody really ought to call the police about these people.
Well that's a piss-poor visual metaphor. If that's supposed to be an incel he should be upside-down, half buried in dirt, trying to headbutt the spikes in, rotating like a drill to dig deeper, his pit surrounded by very confused onlookers whose reactions range from gawking to trying to pull him up, and finally him trying desperately to piss up at them with the stream falling back onto his own face. All with the decidedly untrue caption of "you did this" scrawled in feces on his placard. Misspelled, of course.
...Okaaaaaay. I knew incels already thought the world revolved around themselves being able to get laid, but to actually compare themselves to a demigod / god in human form that got tortured to death because he defended his people? Wow, talk about having god, persecution, & martyr complexes at once if I ever saw one.
Erm, but wasn't Jesus what you mush brains would refer to as a 'volcel' according to the official narrative? Doesn't that make him weird or something, given that the likes of you regard getting laid as the ultimate goal?
Why are you identifying yourselves with weirdos? This doesn't make sense!
Actually, this painting is almost accurate - the only part that isn't obvious is that, just like Jesus (if you actually believe the Bible), this crucifiction is something that is entirely arranged and imposed by the people being crucified and also, just like with Jesus, and how he got better, it doesn't even have the advantage of getting rid of the incels, as they're still here to bang on about how 'oppressed' they are by people not having sex with them.
Oh for FUCK'S sake!
We get it, you "incel" manbabies have a massive persecution complex but guess what? It's all in your heads and you're the ones who put yourselves in the situation you're in because of you're a bunch of creeps with shitty personalities who hate women.
This whole martyr routine only makes you look even more pathetic.
>"Stacey! Ashley! Why hast thou denied me the sex I deserve just for existing?"
FTFY
There are people in the Philippines who - of their own free will, every Easter - are nailed to crosses.
No doubt many of them are married .
Not got the whole Voluntary thing right yet, eh manbabies?
Also, Monks who take a vow of celibacy. Protestant clergy get married, and for Rabbis it's all but a necessity to be married & have kids.
So what's your excuse.
What a buncha drama queens!
I recall reading that while it's possible to crucify your victim through the palms, it's much better to nail them through the wrist. Apparently the wrist bones are much more supportive of the body's weight, while the victim would simply fall off the cross after awhile if you nail them through the palm. Suffocation was actually what killed people up there, at least if they didn't bleed out first. Keeping them pinned to the cross is necessary for the torture & ultimate death of the victim, which wouldn't happen if they slithered off. But I am perfectly copacetic with these pathetic incels crucifying themselves, as long as it's in the literal sense.
Holy shit, this is some potent narcissism right here.
Also, that's not how you use interpuncts, dumbass.
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