Any woman who has a man ask her to perform anal sex should be cautious because only homosexuals take pleasure in such filth. That means she is with either a bi-sexual man or a closet homosexual.
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That is a somehow reverted example of the No True Scotsman fallacy. “Everyone who doesn’t put sugar on their porridge, has to be a Scotsman, regardless of their nationality.”
How about lesbians practicing anal sex? What are they?
Why would a gay man want to have anal sex with a woman? If he's closeted he will probably have PIV sex with her and perhaps even produce an offspring.
Also, some women enjoy anal sex. Just sayin'.
only homosexuals take pleasure in such filth
Except all the ones who aren't homosexual. Quite a large percentage of heterosexuals have tried/do have anal sex, so if you want to stand by this claim then that means that around half the population is gay.
What about a man getting a blow job? Oral sex is also something gays do, so every man who likes blow jobs (meaning all men everywhere) is secretly gay.
DB is remarkably naive.
Dear DR, I hate to break it to you, but straight couples do actually perform anal sex. Contrariwise, not every gay couple engages in the practice.
To shock you even further, many straight men like to have their prostates massaged. It does heighten orgasm and ejaculation. The access, btw, is via the anus.
And I mustn't foget to inform you about the joys of oral sex.
Oh, and the swallow is the bird of true love!
On the one hand, it's a refreshing change of pace to have them address heterosexual anal intercourse, but on the other hand... that's just... yeah, I got nothing.
EDIT: fixed a typo, my phone acts funky on this site.
@Doubting Thomas
I know one man who doesn't like getting a hummer. True story. I was utterly floored at the revelation, because...seriously, it's like pizza. Even if it's bad, it's still pretty good.
As for the Devout Believer: Your views on sexual behavior are fractally wrong.
Wrong. Stop pretending you know what people are thinking when you've never even met them. Also, stop confusing your personal tastes with morality, I don't understand the appeal of anal sex either, but I know the difference between my personal tastes and morality.
Or, you know, the man simply likes women's butts. I'm not a fan of anal myself but if I was I wouldn't do it with a guy. I'm a huge fan of oral sex and even though men's and women's mouths are pretty much indistinguishable (if you're not looking at their face) and yet I'd rather be blown by a woman than by a man.
I think that DevoutBeliever is referring to women entering their male partner with a strap on dildo.
Those ultra-religious men do enjoying thinking about anal sex, don't they?
What about women who enjoy anal sex? I've known some who dig it.
Here's a better question: So what? What difference does it make? If we're talking about informed, consenting adults, then what business of yours is it?
Yea, I've had female partners over the years who actually enjoyed & asked for anal sex. (I'm personally neutral on it.) Are they all homosexual men, then?
As for our current resident troll: Kitty is female. So maybe she has some insight into that, or maybe she's simply speaking from common sense; you being creepy & pervy isn't going to elicit details from her, though.
A) You must have a really, really dull sex life.
B) Why do fundies lie so constantly? I frequently have to respond to posts here by just pointing out that they're a pack of lies. The only possible solution is that conservatives enjoy lying. They get some thrill out of "breaking the rules".
That means she is with either a bi-sexual man or a closet homosexual.
I don't want to speak for lesbians, but I'd be pretty surprised if she would want anal sex with a man ...
Taken in context, as well as reading between the lines, DevoutBeliever seems to be saying, "Hey girls, if your man doesn't ask you to perform anal sex, find yourself someone who will."
Well, it turns out I enjoy anal sex, and I am indeed a homosexual man... in full possession of a pair of breasts and a vagina... Yeah, methinks DB didn't quite think this one through.
And we've reached the point where not only do these people firmly believe that "all gay sex is anal," they even believe the converse.
In reality, human sexual expression is infinitely more diverse.
@Kuno:
I'm pretty sure DevoutBeliever is not even aware that such people exist.
How do you know so much about anal sex, DB? Got something to share?
@Ebon" conservatives enjoy lying. They get some thrill out of "breaking the rules".
Yes, and there are homosexual couples that do not like anal sex (If you're saying homosexual, then there are both gays and lesbians).
And then they claim liberal atheists are the ones obsessed with sex.
How do you know so much about anal sex, DB? Got something to share?
@Ebon" conservatives enjoy lying. They get some thrill out of "breaking the rules".
(#1549710)
It's called a strap-on. You should try it sometime.
*Homer Simpson impression* Mmm, pegging. *drool*
@Tracer:
Well, yes. I allow for the physical properties of light in our physical universe, just as I allow myself the occasional thought along the lines of "Hmm, he's a good-looking dude."
But the point is obviously taken. :P
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