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Chad vs. Incel: The (literal) cockfight.

Anonymous Coward #sexist godlikeproductions.com

Alpha/Chad wins even when odds are against him. The sad tale of a Beta/Incel Rooster

Ok. This story is real and it goes to show that Chad and Incel types transcend species.

My 5 year old Chad/Alpha rooster recently had surgery and has been recovering slowly.

Anyway, Beta/Incel rooster (normally painfully passive and cuck-like over the years; he's almost a damn hen) has been successfully fighting him for top spot, making Chad cry/scream/run away and generally trying to avoid combat.

Don't get me wrong folks, I don't let fighting occur and I stop it as soon as I see it.

So I've been sort of mourning Chad's loss, but today I realized he hasn't lost anything. The top hen refuses to follow Incel/ Beta - even though he's been "winning"...In fact, Alpha Rooster with his Alpha Hen have been closer than ever, as she cleans and preens him, and therefore, no-one in the flock is really following Beta - even though he's been winning the fights.

So cuck-beta rooster wannabe alpha is in a wierd position and is a rooster without any real respect...no hens will let him near to mount or do anything, as they all hang out with recovery Chad. So...there is a bit of a leadership vacuum til it all gets properly sorted out.

I suspect when Alpha/Chad is fully recovered, he's gonna beat the living shit out of Beta; beta will be relieved and go back to acting like the hen that he is deep inside (he actually makes really nice nests for the real hens) and all will be well...

My conclusion: Beta's/Incels need to remain betas/Incels. Even when they have a chance at being Chad, they simply don't have Chad-ness.

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