[The British police force has its own pagan association]

The Police Pagan Association...... gladly beating and arresting white racist Heathens for the sake of diversity and the ethnic cleansing of those dirty Anglo-Saxons.

Paganism is a faith for all colours, creeds and beliefs....... now let's all feast on some Halal meat, and don our Jewish skull caps whilst we dance around Irish clovers.

Rainbows, I see rainbows and pride. GAY pride, oh what joys our government provides. I shall adopt two male African babies and several female Indian girls if you please. I give thanks to Elton John for his enlightenment into adoption. I have bummed my partner several times, and he has never given birth. Why Odin? Why would you make us infertile?