@Percy Q. Shunn:
"Let me see if I can get this right:
god = floods, vengence, human sacrifice, incest, murder, war, famine, rape, plagues, racism, George W. Bush, ignorance, terrorism, slavery, disease, torment, torture, starvation, child abuse, crusades, etc.
satan = internet, computers, hollywood, education, alcohol, lust, knowledge, progress, Hannah Montana, etc.
You know, when you break it down, that fucker god seems to be a dick..."
I don't know, if Satan gave us Hannah Montana, that's almost enough to make me think God's better... With all that other shit on that list, are you sure God's not also responsible for that scum-sucking Hilary Duff-wannabe? It wouldn't surprise me.
And Percy brings up an excellent point: If you Christians hate Satanists so much, why do you keep creating more of them by attributing every good thing in the world to Satan? Doesn't make any sense...