Why did african americans want to be slaves?
okay umm just listen to this. Long ago cain killed his brother (and real brother not the black kind 'brotha') and got cursed him and sent him into the south umm africa. Then years later he mated with monkeys and stuff and then all of them had the curse. So then when europeans came searching the land they sold themselves as slaves so they could try to turn North america and europe into satanic continents.but it backfired.
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Okay, Timmy, play time is over. Best leave the stupid questions for the grownups to answer. You're in over you head here. Now run along, I hear your mommy calling you.
No, dumbfuck, according to your babble, Cain was sent to the land of Nod, no direction was mentioned.
No, Africans did not sell themselves to the Europeans.
No, they did not try to turn Europe and North America into satanic continents.
No, humans did not "mate with monkeys and stuff".
A little ditty for you, Timmer,
Jeebus love me, this I know,
Cos some fuckwad told me so,
Little brains are often involved,
Problems often to deep to be solved.
Yes, you're a fucktard
Yes, you're a fucktard
Yes, you're a fucktard
Cos Whitewater told you so!
Jacob Syne: "Now that's the craziest shit I ever read on this site. I'm out. Need a sabbatical from the stupid."
Then you ain't been 'round long, son. Just when you start thinkin' that away, somethin' stupidier 'ill come down the pike. You bet on that.
No, Africans did not sell themselves to the Europeans.
That's not quite true.
At the time Eurpoeans began exporting slaves from Africa, the dominant tribe in the region was the Zulu. The Zulu were every bit as harsh to the people they conquered as any other imperial seat of power anywhere else on the globe. They enslaved their conquered enemies. When the white slave traders arrived, the Zulu saw an economic opportunity and sold many of their slaves to them.
So, while Africans did not sell themselves to the Europeans, they did sell each other .
<<Why did african americans want to be slaves?>>
Killed it. Shot it. Bashed it in the head with a spiky titanium baseball bat. That's like saying, "Why do little girls want to be raped?" but, then again, I've saw that on this site before.
Cain was sent to the "land of Nod" ("nod" meaning to wander). The only thing we know about it is that it was east of Eden. Nothing about southern Africa. Humans can't mate with monkeys. They have a different number of chromosomes. So, if Timmy corrects those minor errors, the theory will just be horseshit, instead of total horseshit.
If they went by their will,why did White people take so much care, payed so much money and made laws to punish those who scaped, BECAUSE THEY DID WANT TO SCAPE?
Lol. I wonder if anyone will actually read this. But I just found this post here and I am the "real" Timmy Green. Timmy Green is a charector making fun of Christian fundamentalist and Politically-Correct "white people are evil" liberals.
TELL THE LESBIANS TIM GREEN IS COMING AND HELL FOLLOWS!
" Some 15 year old punk in mommy's attic typing because he can."
Lol. You are right, I am 15.
Now, be a good boy Timmy, and go play near the well. If anything bad should happen, we'll just bring Lassie back from beyond the grave.
This is fail on so many levels. First off, Cain went east, not south. When you're trying to be a fundie, at least get your facts right. And all the other stuff is just your usual racist bullshit
“Then years later he mated with monkeys”
Bible says he took a wife. Do you mean to say that Moses described ‘fucking a monkey’ as ‘taking a wife?’ Well, that solves the issue about marriage being too holy for gays to have it. It’s so secular, even a monkey can do it.
“So then when europeans came searching the land”
You skipped that bit where everything on the planet died except what was on the Ark. Did Noah save two or seven of these black people, so they could be preserved for the future? Or was one of his daughters-in-law black? How did Cain’s curse reach modern generations? Submit an answer and please draw it out specificaly.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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