My spin on the niggers in that book:

Harriet Tubman --Although there are many contenders, Harriet Tubman is quite possibly the ugliest shitsmear I've seen around, and the US Mint voted to put this POS on the $20 bill replacing Andrew Jackson to punish us Americans by having to look at pure nigger ugly every time we make a purchase. Putting that nigger on the $20 bill should not be part of a redesign to prevent counterfeiting. Counterfeiting may actually increase, since the eye damage and the amount of eye bleach needed after looking at that image would obscure the "Mint marks" and prevent a close examination of the currency.

Claudette Colvin--This now Bronx, Nig York nigger, in its younger years, refused to move to the back of the bus, way down in Montgomery Alabam, a full three mumfs before nigger Rosa Parks did the same thing. The niggerloving nigger-rights lawyers used Parks instead of Colvin, because Colvin, a then teenigger, was knocked up by a middle-aged jig, and was an "unsympathetic plaintiff."

Ruby Bridges--This shitstain on American History came to fame for just being a nigger. It was the first niglet enrolled in the New Orleans all-white school district when the niggerloving federal courts ordered that this jiggy be bussed in and enrolled in the elementary school. Despite being in a human school, the nigger failed many of its courses. According to the niggers, it was not due to its inferior intellect, but rather due to 'scriminati0on. The whites then fled the Nig Orleans skoo' district, and the edumacators ended up attempting to teach a barrel of monkeys. Look at the Nig Orleans skoo' district today and ask yourself if admitting niggers was progress.

Florence Griffith ["Ah runs fast"] Joyner--So a nigger can run fast; what else is new? My dog can run faster than that nigger ever could. So can a glue factory horse...let alone a thoroughbred. And my dog and a horse can do it without performance enhancing drugs or experience running from the cops in the Watts area of Los Angeles. The nigger died in its sleep back in 1988. The "official" cause of death was "suffocation due to a severe epileptic seizure," but that was just cover for a drug OD.

Oprah "Orca" Winfrey--This nigger is comprised of 300 lbs. of whale shit, and the balance bear liver. The nigger should have been adorning the box of Aunt Jemima's buckwheat pancake mix, instead of polluting the airwaves with its nigger drivel, that somehow enchanted and infatuated the country's ignoramuses. Nigger Winfried needs to go to South Apefrica to permanently supervise the skoo' it endowed there to edumacate the local niggers and to reduce the incidence of AIDS.

Epilogue--The spin doctors can elevate the lowliest crackhead nigger into deity status. Never buy into the propaganda, and remember a nigger is a nigger, and always will be.