Every parent, everywhere is responsible for raising their children. Wait, they are not our children to raise, they are the Lord's children. We need to remember that these children have been entrusted to us by God and that we are to raise them in the light of the Word of God.
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So, children are God's gift that He has entrusted to you, wives are God's gift that He has entrusted to you ... and their own individual identities and thoughts and feelings don't matter, right?
My children are mine to raise, nurture, protect, and educate. So, fuck off, perv.
The "lord" dosen't change diapers, attend his child's birthday party, or even pay child support.
He dosen't sound like a very good parent.
It started out great, then spun off into insanity.
So we're supposed to hand them over to God's representatives to raise? Like you?
No thanks, I'd rather my children stayed unmolested.
Running the Fundie-to-English translator...
They are not your children. They are the Lord's children. I, Randy, am the Lord's representative on Earth, so give me your nubile, virgin young girls... erm, I mean your blessed daughters, so I can raise them in the light of God.
EXCUSE ME! My daughter's giant head ripped through MY vagina, causing ME to have so many stitches the doctor didn't even bother to count them, causing ME so much blood loss I was anemic for weeks while I struggled to feed and care for a newborn while I could barely walk.
My third degree laceration, MY kid. Bugger off!
Eesh... Okay, look, God, if you can prove it's mine, I'll send you a check every month.
“We need to remember that these children have been entrusted to us by God”
So God’s a runaway deadbeat that expects you to raise his kids by yourself without his help but expects you and the kids to kiss his feet and thank him for everything despite not being in any of your lives until he swoops in to take that life from you and stand in judgment of your very existence?
I suppose he’s also the kind of dad that says everything wrong with the world today is the fault of teenagers who don’t know what real responsibility is. After foisting all of it on them. Despite as <@KeithInc. > #235967 pointed out supposedly knowing all of their mistakes before they make them and still “entrusting” them children they’re going to screw up and hurt.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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