Gays just need to do with the term marriage what they did with rainbows, triangles, and the color purple: steal it. Then straight couples won't get married anymore and they can have the institution for themselves!
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Do you have any idea where the pink triangle as a symbol of homosexuality originated? At the risk of posting a Godwin, I will tell you.
As a heterosexual that loves the color purple, I think we can share. Also, thanks for the triangle info. I'm not into wearing ribbons for everything that I support, so a few triangles in the form of earrings etc. sounds like a great way to get around that.
Riiiight. Because nobody but gay people use rainbows, triangles or purple.
Of course, heterosexuals stole the word "straight," so I think that makes you all even. :P
Wait, wait, wait,
And straight guys don't want purple anyway.
Gays just need to do with the term marriage what they did with rainbows, triangles, and the color purple: steal it.
You mean like the way right-wing Christian fundies stole "family values" all through the 70s, 80s, and 90s?
"WHUT? So straight people can't enjoy rainbows, or have triangular objects, or wear purple anymore? Why did I not get the memo?"
Perhaps you forgot to subscribe to The Straight Agenda . It is a choice after all!
Um, I'd like to point out for the record that you're a fucking hypocrite. Xians stole and used the damn crucifix to represent their savior, something that traditionally represented an incredibly cruel form of punishment. So shut the fuck up, and stop whining.
How can you steal a natural meteorological phenomenon, a geometric figure, and a series of wavelengths of light? That doesn't even make any sense. Unless you are Carmen Sandiego. And Carmen Sandiego is fictional so it still doesn't make any sense.
Also, get the fuck out of my country.
No no no - purple is a Suffragette colour. Along with green.
Mind you, fundies hate them almost as much, I suppose...
rainbows, triangles, and the color purple
Am I the only one who immediately thought of the Whoopi Goldberg movie? (Wait, was it Whoopi Goldberg? I've never actually seen it.)
OH NOEZ, not purple!!! Where will it end damn it?!?!?! *sobs* Where will it end?
(Mystical Chicken, it was Oprah you were thinking of, and I thought of it too.)
Oh yeah! I see the copyright symbols on every rainbow, triangle, and things that are purple around the world with the words: "True Christians, All rights reserved"
I did a rainbow-colored cake a month ago, and it had the color purple in it. I'm not gay.
Gays want to be included in the institution of marriage, they don't want to steal it from straight people.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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