Why is it that if we came from a monkey that there isn't any flags with a picture of a monkey on it?
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Why is it that if we came from a monkey that there isn't any flags with a picture of a monkey on it?
Does anybody here worship a monkey? Try India. They have several monkey gods there
I know people don't believe in monkeys yet monkeys still exist though. And you can see them at any zoo.
but that still doesn't have shit to do with the TOE. idiot.
How come if we come from God there aren't any flags with God's picture on them?
Come to think of it, why aren't there any pictures of the most important person in your life?
People don't believe in monkeys? I do. I've been to the zoo - I've seen them. How about Zippy The Chimp, and Tamba. And that cute little troublemaker in the Little Rascals. King Kong, and Mighty Joe Young. And poor Bonzo, who got stuck in that awful movie with the missing link.
How come if we were all pushed out of a woman's vagina there aren't any flags with a picture of a vagina on THEM?
Oh, right. All you insanely prudish Neo-Puritan losers and your absurd beliefs wouldn't stand for it.
@C_V (#714408): in fact I fucking haaaaate monkeys. I've been attacked twice (as a small child), once by a chimp and once by a spider monkey.
Ah, but did you perform confession by telling Penn about them on a Monkey Tuesday?
Wow, well you when you put it that way I guess evolution is a lie because there are no flags with monkeys on them.
Goddamn it was right there for us all the time!
Those are the stupidest arguments against evolution I have ever heard.
Why is it that if we came from a monkey that there isn't any flags with a picture of a monkey on it?
I don't see flags with God on them.
Does anybody here worship a monkey?
Go to India.
I know people don't believe in monkeys
You might want to considering unknowing them.
I do not have a monkey on a flag because Canada has the maple leaf on our flag.
I do not worship a monkey.
I do not believe in monkeys because I know monkeys exist.
worship Monkey ! of course, he had his own tv series for a while documenting his travels with pigsy and Sandy and a buddhist preist (who looked a bit girly ) to get some documents from India.
How can you not believe in monkeys ? go to a zoo, look up monkey on the internet, there are LOTS of monkeys.
Wait, I thought the continued existence of monkeys proved evolution, especially the evolution of humanity, wrong?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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