Worst Religion Ever Award
Saint Elliot the Innocent:
O guiltless saint that dwells in skies above,
We give you thanks for your sweet splendent love,
Defender of supreme chaste gentlemen,
Our sacrificial lamb who stormed the school at ten,
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I am not even sure. I'd put it there, but I'll let you decide.
I got as far as "O" before I started lmao like a lunatic at this. I almost needed my inhaler when I read the whole thing.
I remember one Incel saying he had an erotic dream about himself and Elliot Rodger.
...that was an even weirder Incel than the norm. He also said something about thinking he met Rodger once in a sauna and "wanted to make a move" on him.
I don't have asthma and I fucking wanted an inhaler after that.
And that last bit...is it in reference to some meme I missed or are others as baffled as me? Aw, you gotta be fucking kidding me.
The "Innocent" murderer of six people (and who caused harm to an additional 14 people before he committed suicide)? IF Heaven and Hell exist, he's DEFINITELY in Hell.
The "splendent" love he sprayed into a crowd of actually innocent people?
Whores and sluts? A case of "Women won't f**k me so they are sluts and whores", part 16865434659435466...
I'd say he fought his inner demons, and he lost, BIG TIME.
Ah yes. Three innocent nerds, two innocent women (neither of whom were the Stacy's that he was angry at), and one male college student just looking for a candy bar (who was not a Chad by any standard).
Such whores indeed.
Yes, let us venerate the mass murdering loser, he who stole oxygen from those more worthy for many a year before finally snapping under the weight of their delusions and taking it out on the innocent before taking the coward's way out.
How screwed up must your cult be?
I read that as Saint Idiot for some reason.
Eh, it fits. Incel4Life worships Saint Idiot the Terrorist.
@ Duck:
Regrettably, I didn't keep the thread where he said that on hand, it happened quite a while ago.
The post went something like this;
'I think of him so much, I had an erotic dream the other night. We were together, on a red field, either a gel of some kind or blood. He touched me on my manhood, and it felt so good. So right.
I remembered when I thought I saw him at a spa, and I regretted not making my move then on my obsession.'
Premium grade creepy.
@Phil O'Macedonhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_McGonagall
@anon.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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