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I'm pretty sure you lost your foreskin, so you're already sold into the cult... you have no right to talk, you lost your first head and live in fear of losing your other head. you chop up your kids to turn them into filthy little shits like you. you barely deserve life... infact god damned you to hell already and only through the mercy of christ did you find a chance to spit your bullshit. YOU DESERVE YOUR HOLOCAUSTS WHILE YOU INSULT THE MEN WHO CUTOFF YOUR FIRST HEAD YOU LITTLE BITCH! YOU WERE NOT MADE THAT WAY AND UPHOLD MAN MADE LIES FOR YOUR PHALLIC WORSHIP! WHEN YOU SUFFER YOU WILL KNOW IT IS BECAUSE YOU WERE CRAFTED BY MAN TO SUFFER FOR YOUR SINS AGAINST GOD! FUCK YOU FOR ALL TIME KIKE! YOUR MAN MADE IDEALS OF INTELLIGENCE DAMN YOU! YOU WILL FACE MORTALITY FOR YOUR SINS AND YOUR KIDS WILL CRY TO YOU AND YOU WILL HAVE TO BEAR THAT AS BURDEN FOR YOUR SHIT FILLED SOUL! YOU BETRAYED YOUR CREATOR! YOUR OPINIONS ARE WORTHLESS, KIKE! JESUS IS YOUR KING FOR LIFE!

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