Some of my fellow employees and I were eating at an Asia buffet that apparently, unknown to us since it's been a while from our last visit, has started to attract niggers. I'm talking morbidly obese sows who literally waddled like drunk ducks to the hot tables (they had come in after we had been seated and plated ourselves). Believe me I was not happy to see this, and my feelings were shared by my co-workers. Sadly, we won't be going back, even though the service is on point and the food is pretty decent.

This one massive sow shuffles past our table and lets out an audible fart almost in the face of my seated buddy (an obviously deliberate act as the more direct route to the buffet was well on the other side of the room). I noticed that it kept looking over its shoulder with a smirk on its face, probably hoping for a comment so it could have an excuse to go Category 4, but it was disappointed when Big Papi didn't even glance up from his phone.

I watched this despicable sack of shit as it stood there for a moment as though it couldn't work out what to do for an encore, then it scuffs away with that 'um um um' noise that sows make when they are offended (or more likely don't get a reaction from YT). This sow was so fat, and its pants so tight, that its gait made it look like it had two basketball sized (and shaped) cuts of shoplifted meat bouncing around inside its drawers. Its pants, by the way, were made out of white stretch fabric with strategic cuts, so the secondary result was that her ass and thighs looked like what happens when toilet paper rips mid-wipe.

The filthy nigger came back with two heaping plates of food and made a comment to the effect of 'you be passin' gas ats me motherfucker', to which Papi looked up from his football picks and replied "I think it was you shitting your pants trying to be funny you fucking retarded bitch" just loud enough for everyone in that section to hear him (and give the sheboon the attention it probably didn't want). She stood there, did that chewing thing that confused niggers do, then couldn't come back with a reply much more original than "fuck you nigger" (even though Big Papi is a Mexican human).

The sow changed its route for subsequent trips back to the buffet (of which it made several while glaring across the room at us) and we were happy to enjoy the rest of our social time and meal without another coontact with the foul suboid biped.