Weak.
The only killing that we are talking about is GOD hurling you into the lake of fire, which is the "Second Death".
If you look at it, it would be the most TERRIFYING thing ever to realize that you are being chucked into the Lake of Fire!!! The realization at that point when you are 100% clear and aware that you are being hurled into a place with NO ESCAPE and it is filled with fire! Wham! Now your are there, and screaming because of the pain, and you are 100% in realization that you can't do anything to stop this from going on. Your in sheer TERROR. Knowing that this is it. There is no forgiveness or Mercy that is going to be shown to you; EVER!!! THE TIME OF MERCY IS DONE, AND YOU HAVE ABSOLUTELY NONE COMING TO YOU!!! You can't beg or ask for anything from GOD. He has thrown you completely away like trash and are in a fire dump. You are nothing but eternal burning filth, worthy of only GOD'S contempt!!!! That is absolutely TERRIFYING!
Only weeping and gnashing of teeth!!!
Yea, that is terror.
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Old joke:
A pastor is doing the whole 'fire and brimstone' routine, spreading the christian message of love as only a fundtard knows how. Naturally, he ends his tirade with the usual refrain.
"AND ON THAT DAY GOD SHALL CAST YOU INTO THE LAKE OF FIRE FOR ALL ETERNITY! AND THERE SHALL BE A GREAT WAILING AND GNASHING OF TEETH!"
At this point a little old lady in the front pew puts up her hand and asks, "What if you don't have any teeth?"
The pastor stares her down, and in a booming voice replies, "TEETH WILL BE PROVIDED!"
Even though I'm more of a winter person, a nice hot bath sounds much preferable to licking the balls of a petty sociopath for eternity.
Assuming any of it's true, that is.
Ah, yes, good ol' ShieldOfFaith. God's own little jackbooted thug that demands we follow lockstep with him.
Keep on preaching the crazy, you're only making your side look even more detached from reality.
Ever notice how banal hell is when described by these people? Fire, lakes, teeth. We have all that here on earth already. Cant God come up with something new to punish us with?
Seriously, lake of fire, sounds like something from a James Bond movie.
So...my options are an eternity of dealing with dimwits like you, or an eternity of fiery torment.
Do I get to see an upside to the afterlife?
I always find it extremely difficult to accept that people REALLY believe that NONSENSE. I knew that to be BULLSHIT when I was six years old. I haven't changed my stance since then.
Like, when you're dead, the body doesn't feel anything, because it is neurologically DEFUNCT.
Caddy, I think this shot calls for a #3 Cluebat, yes?
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I'm so afraid.
Terror for him, perhaps. Since it's all a load of rubbish - self-deluded rubbish at that - why would I be afraid?
I imagine SoF spitting and shrieking and frothing at the mouth as it spouts this vindictive nastiness. If gawd did exist, I'm pretty sure it would disown SoF. Though thinking about what's in the OT, perhaps not...
What a sad and shallow little life SoF must have.
hey clitball. you seem to forget the SYMBIOLISM in the Bible.
fire = complete destruction
second death = no chance of being restored
dead are conscious of nothing at all.
all in all you are a dick munching ball licking anal douche that has no clue what you are talking about. come again and that hole will become wider
hey just out of curiosity because it kills the cat but how in the world would you know?? have you like died or something before? i didn't think so. and for another thing it does not! DOES NOT SAY THAT IN THE BIBLE IT SAYS, TO BE CORRECT, THAT IF YOU DO NOT BECOME SAVED YOU WILL NOT EVEN MAKE IT TO HEAVEN! YOU WILL GO STRAIGHT TO THE FIERY DEPTHS OF HELL!
"There are only two things to worry about:
ShieldOfFaith, the one experiencing this "terror" is YOU. It is you and those who believe like you who cower in fear and abject dread of the God that you claim loves you (and some, as I suspect is the case with you, try to hang onto his coattails and exploit a little of his alleged power over the masses by claimed association, for the sake of their own egos).
If God were real, I would urge you to do the same thing I would recommend to anyone else within such an abusive relationship: Get the heck out. Since God is not real, however, you already ARE out, but you aren't even aware of it -- you're still too busy being terrified and trying to make others just as scared as you are by having them share your delusion of terror. You are pathetic beyond measure.
Am I the only one who can envision ShieldofHate here kicking the bucket, and seeing the light...running towards it, feeling the warmth...but getting maybe a touch too warm?
I'm sorry, but I'm pretty sure the Bible says a lot more about putting yourself on a pedestal and slinging judgments than it does any petty sin that Shield here condemns.
Of course he/she masturbates to these kinds of fantasies. Sex, to these perverts,is infinitely more terrifying than any torture scenario you could dream up.
In sof's mind, that last line, "Yea, that is terror," reads simply "Yea! Terror!"
What is this, a bad game of D&D? I think ShieldOfFaith is roleplaying with himself.
Ye find yeself in yon lake of fire. Ye hath realized that there is no escape, and no mercy. Ye are screaming because of the pain. Ye are in sheer terror. Obvious exits are NORTH, SOUTH, and DENNIS.
What wouldst thou deau?
This gives quite a good insight into the fundie mind. If you're brainwashed with this scare story from childhood, you're too terrified to ever even start to question your beliefs. Sounds like a hell of a burden to carry round, though.
....you find this to be a good thing?
Jesus, not only are they kept in terror, they revel in that terror.
The more and more I see of fundamentalism, the more I am convinced there is no difference except in words when it comes to fundamentalism and 1984.
And where do the extreme pyromaniacs go? Why is it always fire? If there was a hell, I'd think it'd be more specific for each person. The punishment should fit the crime, after all. Seems like all we have to do is not be afraid of fire, and your hell is just one big meet-'n-greet. That's problem one with this idea. Problem two is that, if your god is supposed to be all merciful and stuff, why does he send people to hell forever with no chance of redemption? Where's the mercy in that?
About hell, I saw this on a response so I thought I'd share some thoughts on it. This is based on my understanding of Scripture....
No, it's not just the "incorporeal soul" that will be tormented. After we die, the souls of the wicked will go to a holding tank called "Hades," where they will suffer some form of spiritual torment. This torment is a foretaste of hell, but is not the same as the Lake of Fire in Revelation.
At the resurrection, God will raise both the wicked and the dead to life and will give them immortal bodies. Those who trusted Christ for salvation will spend eternity in Heaven with Him. However, those who rejected Christ will be raised and consigned to hell. They will spend eternity in the Lake of Fire in a physical, immortal body, which will be subject to eternal torture. That body will be burned, but it will not be consumed or destroyed, because it is immortal. Does that make sense?
Some theologians hold that the righteous will actually be able to see the wicked. I personally hope that God doesn't let me see this when I die, because I have had friends and loved ones who have gone to hell and I do not want to see them be punished. But if that's God's will, I'm sure I will have a full and complete understanding when I'm with Him in heaven, and I will understand both his mercy and his justice.
Thankyou for reinforcing within me the idea that your God is a malevolent perv. It is quite obvious that you joined your cult because the thought of Hell scares you.. well, Hell doesnt scare us atheists, it only reinforces who fucked up your Jesus is.
"The only killing that we are talking about is GOD hurling you into the lake of fire"
So much for a God of Love, eh? The same God who said, in the Ten Commandments:
6- Thou shalt not KILL
Seems he doesn't follow his own rules, eh? He only has one Commandment: do as I say, not as I do.
And now you know why Atheism exists , ShieldOFaith.
[About Hell]"That is absolutely TERRIFYING!"
Actually, no more so than the crucius curse in "Harry Potter." And I'm not losing any sleep over that either.
Not only did I get a headache reading that, I was so terrified by the obvious truth of the message that I peed in my pants.
Excuse me for a minute while I go and change.
Well, at least it beats being forced to listen to you reveling in other people's misery for an eternity.
Infinite punishment for finite crimes is not the action of a loving and merciful deity.
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