> have never heard the gospel.
Yes I have.
> They are primitive in their thinking,
A university degree says I'm not.
> idolatrous in nature,
Nope.
> are morally anarchistic,
Not quite sure what you mean by that, but if you mean you don't get to tell me what's right and what's wrong - correct, you don't.
> speak in a corrupt language,
People living in different countries speak a different language, but that doesn't mean it's a corruption of English (which is basically the bastard child of various Germanic, Celtic and French dialects), you ignorant twat.
> have rings through their ears and noses,
Eh?
> kill their own offspring,
Why would I do that?
> believe they are related to monkeys,
Oh, I'll go further than that. I firmly believe that I am related to cockroaches. Very distantly related, but related all the same.
Although I suppose that "believe" isn't really the right word here.
> and they abide at your local university.
Well, no. Not <i>your</i> local university anyway. Fortunately.
