It is absurd to try to prove that the Bible is God’s Word by appealing to any authority besides the Bible itself because it would exalt such an authority as superior to God - and that is impossible!
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If that's the case, why doesn't God just come down here and say: Hey, the Bible is what I said and it goes!
It can't be that difficult for an omnipotent and omnipresent God, can it?
Then you should be encouraging people to ignore the churches and spiritual leaders and just consult their Bibles.
In other words: Shut up already. Get a real job.
It's just amazing how many spiritual leaders, churches and religious institutions there are all there when it's a common thing for you all to claim "All you need is the Bible" OK, Got one, Bye "oh and send us money, come listen to us talk and give us money, you need guidance too, forgot that,, hey come back here"
Fuckin' grifters
Has anyone else noticed they haven't played Elmer Gantry, A Face In The Crowd or even The Rainmaker for years, even on TMN? Have the RightWingers banned grafter movies?
I hereby issue a challenge to your stupid "god;" show your face to the world immediately to prove your existence.
Yeah, that's exactly what I thought the outcome would be.
Uh, Eric... that failed "logic" can also aply to the Q'uran, the Vedas, the Norse sagas, or even Harry Potter.
Also, good job basically admitting that you worship the book as God itself.
I wrote "I am God" on a piece of paper once, does that mean it's true?
If so, then congrats! You are the first person in history to receive a telekinetic mind-choke!
"an authority as superior to God - and that is impossible!"
Well, in the words of The Clash: 'I fought the Law and the Law won. '
Romans 13:1-5. Also, Mark 12:17, bitch.
Your ex-cellblock bitch of a dad now knows that. And all too well.
Mortal secular law is superior to your 'God' [/Jerky]. Just ask the Conservative Christian Judge John E. Jones III. Also the SCOTUS, after last year. Deal with it.
It is absurd to try to prove that the Eddas are the Words of Thor and Odin and Freyja and the rest by appealing to any authority besides the Eddas themselves because it would exalt such an authority as superior to the Aesir - and that is impossible!
See? I can play this game too.
"You call it circular reasoning, we Christians call it faith."
-- James2ko , and, apparently, Eric Hovind
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