If God ceaced to exist, the universe would be random with no supreme being making sure everything is running smoothly. That means we'd probably crash into one of the hundreds of galaxies that the Milky Way is clustered with at any second, especially given in unfathomable magnitude of the gravity of just one galaxy.
Chaos would reign. We'd be dead. That's how our lives would change.
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Running smoothly? Wars, famine, pestilence, genocide, earthquakes and other natural disasters, infanticide and a myriad other problems that have plagued mankind since we first started climbing the tree of evolution. You call that running smoothly?
Also, no matter how strong the gravity, it will take us a long time to reach another galaxy to "crash into it". Andromeda, our closest neighbour is over 2 million light years away. It isn't going to happen "any second".
Chaos does reign, everyone dies, lives will change. It is the way of the universe. Get the fuck over it.
A small amount of knowledge is a dangerous thing.
In the case of shitbits, here, there is nothing to fear. His lack of knowledge is absolute.
As far as I understand it, that's nearly true if you take God to mean the Einsteinian so-called-God rather than the Abrahamic God.
But you probably don't. So you fail.
"If God ceaced to exist, the universe would be random with no supreme being
O NOES!
making sure everything is running smoothly.
NOTHING runs smoothly in the universe. NOTHING.
That means we'd probably crash into one of the hundreds of galaxies that the Milky Way is clustered with at any second,
Uh, no. The nearest galaxy, Andromeda, is going to take millions if not billions of years before it "crashes" into us.
especially given in unfathomable magnitude of the gravity of just one galaxy.
We wouldn't feel it. All that is known is that the stars would look different in the night sky. However, that would change if we were hit with the galactic center of Andromeda.
Chaos would reign.
This guy?
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We'd be dead. That's how our lives would change."
Only the weak need a god to think for them.
I personally would probably enjoy chaos' reign, at least for a little while.
Wait a minute, who's THAT chaos? I was referring to either the universal concept or the sonic character.
Chaos would reign. We'd be dead. That's how our lives would change.
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Honestly the minds of you mortals are so feeble and minuscule that it is barely worth the effort to laugh at it. You think death is the worst the Lord of Change is capable of? Wrong. Imagine, if the thought of it does not peel back the thin layer of sanity coating the sack of nerves you call a mind, of an Universe of change. A Universe of possibilities fighting to be born and to play it's part in the Change God's infinite plans. A Universe under the perfection of Chaos and the wonders of mutation and possibility. And Chaos will reign. Already the Lord of Change has seen it and already the pieces of it have fallen into place. You speak of your deity having a plan and a place for, and that with this knowledge you keep yourself sane. Your deity is nothing but the mad conjurations of wondering nomads and ignorant cattle herders. A worthless attempt to explain things they could not even begin to grasp. Come and embrace your fate as but another pawn in a scheme you can never comprehend.
Hearald of Tzeentch: I also serve the Lord Of Change (5000pts fantasy),
LET THE TIME OF CHAOS BEGIN!!
Uh, shinbits, the Milky Way Galaxy is currently on an unavoidable collision course with the Andromeda Galaxy. They won't collide in our lifetimes, but it will happen eventually.
Do you still believe in your god?
I watch you. I see the hatred in your eyes, well hidden behind courtly graces. I listen. I know the terrible darkness that hides behind your well rehersed lies. I wait for you at the edge of sanity. I taste the pain in your mind, the yearning to end this charade. I make my home in the darkest pits of your soul. In the shadows I bide my time. I patiently wait for you to open your eyes and realise that it is by my will alone that you draw breth. For I am Tzeentch and you are the puppet who dances to my tune.
Is it wrong when reading this, I felt an really strong urge to scream "WHEEEE!" at the top of my lungs?
Hell no. And if you think that's trippy, you should try riding a TARDIS bareback sometime. ^^;
Much of the universe IS random and your supposed supereme being would seem to be doing a piss-poorjob of keeping things running smoothly.
Crash into another galaxy at any second? You have failed to fathom the magnitude of the distances involved.
"we'd probably crash into one of the hundreds of galaxies that the Milky Way is clustered with at any second, "
I guess this would be a bad time to point out to this guy that the Milky Way is on a collision course with the Andromeda galaxy.
Should hit in another 5 billion years or so.,
For the love of sanity, learn something about astronomy or astrophysics before spouting off about it.
And if we were dead, our lives would indeed change. Thanks for the tip.
Actually, the Milky Way is currently in the process of tearing a couple of small galaxies to shreds. It's one of the more interesting subjects in astronomy -- we've got a couple of galaxies practically on top of us, and we never even knew until the last ten years because of all the dust in the way.
Guess what, we are about to crash into a galaxy, although when I say about I mean in a few billion years time. Also gravity is by far the weakest force that we know of, and while the pull of a galaxy is a lot, theres a LOT of space out there.
You know when people say "Your God is too small for my universe"? This is what they mean. Your concept of the universe's size and regularity is so small-minded that you literally cannot comprehend that no interference is needed at all.
And btw, God or no God, a collision with the Andromeda galaxy is inevitable. Not only will we not live to see it, there's a very real possibility the Sun won't even exist anymore when it happens. And even if humans were around, there's so much empty space between stars that nothing terribly strange might happen.
1) The universe is fundimentally random.
2) Momentum (galaxies moving away from each other) is too great for gravity to overcome. Read about "escape velocity". So most galaxies are unlikely to collide.
3) Gravity is actually the weakest of the four fundimental forces. The sheer distance involved overrides the massiveness of the stars.
4) What, so your idea of God is some guy constantly shoving the galaxies around so they don't collide when they otherwise would? How dumb is that?
Sick and Insane. That's what we "call" people who think that the two "galaxy" are going "to" collide.
What the "heck" is a galaxy anyway? A group of stars I "thought." Anyway, saying that "anything" is going to happen in "billions of years" ought to get you a trip to the "loony" bin.
Pick "up" a Bible why don't you and figure out that all the prophcies are coming true. "WE" don't have much time left - I could care less what your great god "science" says.
All right, all right...this is way too juicy a worm even if it's a trap. I gotta do this. I'll bite.
Some hawt galaxy-on-galaxy sex follows...Rrrrrawwwr...
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(Source: "When Galaxies Go Wild: Uncensored," soon to be available at your local Blockbuster. Order yours today!)
Hunger, genocide, war, famine, natural disasters, pain, infocide, sickness, etc.
You call that "running smoothly".
Confused?
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