[Answers are in regards to the location of Heaven]
[We have satellites, people have been (and are) up there). We have really really really really powerful telescopes.]
[How can you possibly think it is up there? What makes you think God thinks it is up there?]
Because God said so.
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"Because God said so."
So if I thought God wanted me to do 100mph in a school zone, all I have to do is write it in a book that claims God said so?
If I want to say that Hazel eyed people are naturally superior to everyone else, the only proof I need is to get it in a book that says God said so?
Who knew it was that easy to define the universe? And here I was wasting time on research and study and evidence.
Oh, War Eagle, I just found a post it that says you are an idiot. It must be true. It was signed "God"
OR a guy with the initals G.O.D.
Same thing really.
You're an ass wipe.
"How do you know?"
God said so.
Because God said so
Let's be accurate. What WarEagle means is:
"Because God a book written by a bunch of bronze age goat herders said so. Although maybe the book got altered by people with an agenda, because we don't have any copies made less than a few thousand years after the original; and maybe there were other books that said different - but if there were, the Pharisees and/or the Catholic Church may have destroyed them. And I happen to believe this book was inspired by God, because that's what I was told when I was a little kid and they said I'd go to hell if I questioned any of it."
I guess fundies think that heaven is an actual place in the universe because it so neatly explains why no-one but them will ever go there.
1. We can deduce (from the fact that no-one has ever found it), that heaven is further away than even the far-flung galaxies captured on Hubble's deep-field camera.
2. From Einstein's theory of special relativity we know that nothing can exceed the speed of light, therefore heaven must forever be beyond the reach of common souls (i.e. the damned).
3. However, fundie souls are able to move at the speed of stupid, which is far greater than the speed of light. Hence they alone can make the trip to heaven, and in next to no time too!
4. Fundies are, of course, exempt from the restrictions of special relativity, because - as has been empirically demonstrated here - fundie stupidity knows no limits whatsoever!
QED.
I see. So, these satellites, people and telescopes have been to the end of the Universe?
But according to the bible Heaven is only a few hundred feet above the earth. After all, it was nearly touched by the Tower of Babel, remember?
[How can you possibly think it is up there? What makes you think God thinks it is up there?]
Because God said so.
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