I'm a Jew, so I'll bite.
Do you have an overwhelming urge to lie to white people when you meet them?
Not when I meet them. And even then, only some.
Can you control yourself when you see someone drop change on the ground?
From picking it up and giving it to them? Certainly not!
Do the words Jesus Christ or Yehoshua make you seethe with rage?
No, they remind me of my fellow tribesman who said some cool shit 2000 years ago and is constantly given credit for Paul's nonsense.
Do you frequently have fantasies that involve fecal matter being flung on whites?
I'm more of a "bukkake" person myself. And no more than I do about it being flung on non-whites or Jews.
Do you fantasise about torturing white people?
Which ones? Adolf Hitler and Anders Breivik or Bill Gates and Howard Dean? I would torture the first two, but I'm cool beans with the last two.
Do you feel the need to dominate and pervert anything that is seen as good and noble in white culture?
Well, no. I personally don't want to kill off entire cultures. That's more of a Stormcunt thing.
Do you hate women?
No. I love women. Most of my friends during my life have been women. I have nothing negative to say about women in general.
Do you attend a lot of protests?
Freedom of speech, yo.
Alright, that concludes this episode ("Who's a Jew?") of "In the Eye of the Stormcunt." Tune in to the next episode, "Mixed-Race Messages," tomorrow, same time, same channel!