I work in a hospital and there are a lot of pedestrian pathways and indoor tunnels on campus. Designed with patients in mind, they are good for people who are in wheelchairs, on crutches, and in recovery from surgery. The idea is that patients can get out of their rooms, get some exercise, and socialize with other people while being shielded from inclement weather. Also employees can use them to get some exercise on breaks or at lunchtime by walking a few laps.

Of course, if you were a nigger jogger from work (curse THAT thought) you would decide that jogging down the hallways would be a good idea. Even better, you'd wear your faded Magic Johnson shirt from the '80's, red shorts over light blue sweatpants, a gray beanie, and you'd have a radio in a backpack blasting away at 100 decibels. At 6 AM. In a hospital. Yes that's right nigger, just run around and in between those sick, disabled, elderly patients. Be loud nigger, we're all looking at you.

As you run down the hall (BTW nigger, there are people walking faster than you are running) you would be shouting at people passing by "ah-hun, gud munnin', sor" as more and more white crap accumulates in the corner of your mud flap lips. You'd stink, you'd be wheezing for air so badly that it sounds as if you're about to have a cardiac event, and getting a whiff of your ape breath would be like walking by the morgue. No nigger, we're not impressed with your fitness. And if you collapse and fall down, well, my cellphone battery might be dead if you need 911; and I don't know CPR.....when it comes to you.