What, society asks, is wrong with recreational sex?
People are not recreational objects. The real question should be: What is wrong with sexually feasting upon the flesh of one of God's children like a wolf?
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Is he referring fundtastically to abortion or fellatio? I can't tell.
Anyway, if it's the latter then I'm of the opinion more people should get regular nommage. It would make the world a better place since we'd have less sexually-repressed fundtards.
"The real question should be: What is wrong with sexually feasting upon the flesh of one of God's children like a wolf?"
No, no it shouldn't. Go see a specialist.
Nothing, because unlike a real wolf attack, nobody is killed, maimed, eaten, or raised as a wolf.
I couldn't think of a good furry joke to add right about here, so if you are thinking of one, just pretend I said it.
If you mean kissing, licking and exploring every part of your partner's body covered by skin, yeah...I mean, hell, yeah!
Ahem, pardon me.
My answer would be nothing's wrong with sexually feasting. A few animal growls would even be appropriate.
""What is wrong with sexually feasting upon the flesh of one of God's children like a wolf?""
Oooo, now you're making my nipples hard...
What is wrong with sexually feasting upon the flesh of one of God's children like a wolf?
I don't believe I'm getting static for my sexual practices from a bunch of people who regularly hold a ritual involving the symbolic eating of Human flesh and drinking of Human blood.
Well, to be honest, there are some valid answers to that question. Unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases come to mind. My personal opinions regarding sex aside, if a friend asked me that question, my response would be "use protection."
@Headache: If you mean something along the lines of: "So you are into bestiality, Mr Larsen?", I would translate it to: "Also sie stehen auf Sodomie Herr Larsen?" (Yes, Sodomie in german means bestiality. Don't ask me why.) Or if you would like to work with taste, it would be "Gefallen" in this case. Literal translation of taste would be "Geschmack". i.e: "Ach so, sie finden Gefallen an Sodomie."
People are not recreational objects
You didn't see my third girlfriend and me together, then. Hoo-boy...
So, he's into vore, guro, fursuiting, pedophilia and BDSM- all at once?
And he calls us the "sick" ones...
"like a wolf"
Your doing it wrong.
"What is wrong with sexually feasting upon the flesh of one of God's children like a wolf?"
Because, to be blunt, it is going to happen anyway. It doesn't matter what your god says. It doesn't matter what the pastors say. It doesn't matter what the "True Love Waits" speaker says. People want to screw, and some of them (far more than will admit it) are going to go with that desire.
Stigmatizing people will not change this. Denying them birth control will not change this. Threatening them with hell will not change this. Heck, even Sarah Palin's daughter proved this to be so. Putting her on some kind of pedestal because she "chose life" only highlights the dishonesty of her fans.
Heck, look at the bible. Jacob fathered children with his wives' maids. Solomon had hundreds of wives and concubines. Even your god fathered a child out of wedlock.
So, I ask, if its going to happen anyway, why not accept the fact and learn to cope with it?
People are not objects at all, we are human beings with a variety of basic and secondary needs, sex being one of those needs.
It seems you and I have very different ways to have sex, Mr Larsen. I think I'll stick to my ways, thank you very much.
SEXUALLY feasting? Ick.
No, give me ACTUAL feasting. Mmm, flesh of the innocent. Delicious.
Maybe some thinly sliced baby and some vegetables to flash-boil in broth, dab dry over a bowl of rice and dip in a variety of delightful sauces.
Wait, maybe I'm mixing up children and veal.
Why do all of these anti-sex quotes sound so damn lurid? It's like this is actually his fantasy.
I've never understood the "you're just using someone for pleasure" argument. Couldn't the same be said of watching a stand-up comedy performance, or a dance show, or a sports game?
People are not objects at all.
YOUR question might be biased towards cannibalistic kink.
Is this a transubstanciation (sp?) thing? Those crazy catholics think that they're actually feasting on God's son!
If you're talking about real sex, I would avoid feasting in case your 'partner' gets a puncture.
Society says , not a thing in reply.
As long as both people want it whats the harm. Honey would you rather a quicky or go for a walk in the park ?
feasting on the flesh ? OMG ZOMBIES !!!
A little nibbling os ok, particulary the nipples (hers not mine) but when she leaves tooth marks in my shoulder, that just hurts and kills the moment.
I have never heard society ask that, most seem fine with it.
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