They say ID is dead yet they just can’t stop talking about it on Panda’s Thumb. I counted 21 mentions of “ID” and “Intelligent Design” on just the home page without expansion of any articles or comments.
If they believe ID is dead that means the thumbsters are necrophiliacs. Gross. I’ll add that to their growing list of character flaws; The Church Burnin’ Necrophiliac Ebola Boys. But hey, I just kid those fine folks. I understand that as chance worshippers they’re in the business of not letting go of dead ideas.
Hey Wesley! Can you spell non sequitur? I knew you could.
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No matter what your forum says, Pubmed, a the official archieve on scientific artiflces, has no entries for Intellegent Design as an explantion for the origin of life.
"They say ID is dead yet they just can’t stop talking about it on Panda’s Thumb. I counted 21 mentions of “ID” and “Intelligent Design” on just the home page without expansion of any articles or comments."
ID isn't dead, it was never viable. People keep commenting on it because it's one of the dumbest things to come down the pike since creationism. Oh, wait, ID is creationism.
"If they believe ID is dead that means the thumbsters are necrophiliacs. Gross."
Necrophilia IS gross, but talking about ID isn't the same as having sex with dead bodies. I thought even a dimwit such as you would be able to see that.
"I’ll add that to their growing list of character flaws; The Church Burnin’ Necrophiliac Ebola Boys. But hey, I just kid those fine folks."
I've never burned a church or had sex with the dead. What has ebola got to do with ID being dead? Well, who really cares? I've never had nor spread ebola.
"I understand that as chance worshippers they’re in the business of not letting go of dead ideas."
As an atheist, I do not worship anything. If you are claiming evolution is a chance occurance, then you are wrong. The mutations involved in evolution may happen by chance, but natural selection is not by chance.
"Hey Wesley! Can you spell non sequitur? I knew you could."
Good for Wesley.
Hey, DS, ever read an actual science book? I thought not.
"Chance worshippers"? I have asked this before and I will ask it again: Why, if I do not worship your god, do I NECESSARILY have to worship something else? Can a fundie imagine a person who does not worship anything?
Can you spell non sequitur?
Why, are you about to unleash some more?
HURRRRRRR.
The only reason they talk about ID because your lot talk about it - you know, THEY RESPOND AND REFUTE YOU.
HURR DE HURR DURR.
And how do they love ID? Also, if that's so baaaad, than you're resorting to digging up graves, never mind necrophiliac thoughts! You bloody WORSHIP ID!
Me? I love ED.
HURRRRRRR.
The only reason they talk about ID because your lot talk about it - you know, THEY RESPOND AND REFUTE YOU.
HURR DE HURR DURR.
And how do they love ID? Also, if that's so baaaad, than you're resorting to digging up graves, never mind necrophiliac thoughts! You bloody WORSHIP ID!
Me? I love ED.
“They say ID is dead yet they just can’t stop talking about it on Panda’s Thumb.”
ID has been shown in court to BE creationism. That was definitive. It’s dead as a science.
But school after school district WILL insist on treating it like a viable science in this country.
“If they believe ID is dead that means the thumbsters are necrophiliacs.”
More like vampire hunters. ID’s definitively dead, but far too lively to ignore.
"I’ll add that to their growing list of character flaws; The Church Burnin’ Necrophiliac Ebola Boys.”
Oh. Oh. A touch. I do confess it. But you’re the necrophiliacs, pretending to be necromancers.
“I understand that as chance worshippers they’re in the business of not letting go of dead ideas.”
No, that’s still you guys. You’re pretty much the only reason anyone remembers Piltdown Man or Nebraska Man, because you try to keep them active.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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