To all occultists, witches, warlocks, priestesses, false prophetesses, along with all principalities and spirits operating through you, we command you in the name of Jesus Christ (our Lord and Savior) to leave our page. You have no right, and no authority to be here. We rebuke you, and cast you far away in the name of Jesus.
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Is there anyone left there?
Also, what do I have to do to be a "false prophetess"? Do I get to wear a badge, or maybe a fancy hat?
@#1946254: When these people declare someone a "false prophet", what they reall mean is "this person advocates for a different religious tribe than my own". Thus, becoming a "false prophetess" is as easy as stating that you disagree with them on some point.
Strange, I don't feel it working on me... Guess that if one's not a believer your "magic" does not work on us in the slightest. Huh, imagine that. Guess it's far healthier to be an unbeliever than a believer if it makes us immune to your curses.
In the name of the occultists, witches, warlocks, priestesses, false prophetesses, along with all principalities and spirits operating through them:
No.
(Now let's see them use the Block button instead of simply relying on Jesus to protect them from the legions of imaginary foes...)
I don't even have a Facebook account, but I was ab;e to snatch one of your brain drippings without supernatural intervention:
Principalities are good guys, one of heavenly hierarchies of angles. Ya gotchur Seraphim, Cherubim and Thrones; then ya gotchur Dominions, Virtues and Powers; finally ya gotchur Principalities, Archangels and Angels. You'd better brush up before you get the wrong entities pissed off at you.
all occultists, witches, warlocks, priestesses, false prophetesses, along with all principalities and spirits operating through us, want to remind you this is a free country and internet.
Y'all gonna hafta geyt some holy filters from Jeeeeesuuuussss to solve you little issues.
PS
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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