"In fact, selective breeding is proof for Creationism, not evolution, because it does not happen naturally, and it can't happen naturally."
How right you are. And as a result of 'selective breeding', the Bulldog can't mate naturally; this breed of dog - selectively bred for it's particular aesthetic characteristics by breeders, re. the human-created arbitrary 'standard' - can now only reproduce via human intervention.
Which kinda fucks up he whole concept of 'Creation', eh?
Domestic dogs. From Irish Wolfhound to Chihuahua. No Kitzmiller vs. Dover required.
No wonder Cruft's has fallen out of favour lately. It's certainly not televised by the BBC any more. Frankly, the only breed that should be exhibited - and thus win Supreme Champion - is the Husky/Malamute*. The only breeds that are still as genetically near as dammit to the basis of all canids, the Wolf.
*- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alaskan_Malamute
'This dog has a long genetic foundation of living in the harshest environment imaginable, and many of its behaviors are evolved to conform with "survival of the fittest."'
I love the smell of destroyed arguments in the morning. Smells like... victory.