...The paitings of Jesus with long hair wearing a dress is folly and blasphemy!! That is man's way of attempting to bring Jesus down to an effeminate level. But the bride of Jesus will not allow it! Jesus did NOT have long hair nor did He flaunt around in a dress!!! He was the epitomy of a strong male, full of POWER!!
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This is true. Jesus actually suffered from male pattern baldness, and usually preferred spanky pants instead of dresses.
AnonymousAsshole: here's one!
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aw, still got long hair though, I guess it doesn't count? XD
By dress you must mean robe, and in that case if he didn't wear a robe, he would have been walking around naked. There wasn't exactly alot of other options back then.
mossboy4 just wants to imagine a body builder, crew cut, naked jesus.
Robe, not dress. Don't know what they used for underclothing back in the day.
JC may well have had short hair in Roman (for all practical purposes, Hellenic) fashion.
He wasn't a bodybuilder. Probably had the musculature appropriate to his trade and lifestyle.
aqualung wrote:
"Huh? Who is this bride of Jesus you speak of? Mary Magdeline?" The "bride" of Christ, as used by Christians, refers to the Christian church taken collectively.
In other words, mossboy4 is saying that he, and all other Christians -- male and female alike -- are "brides."
But he's not effeminate, nosirree!
Ah Youtube. Next to Myspace, is the spawning pool for idiots.
To put it bluntly, that was the typical man's style. Simple as that.
Mossboy should know - if he reads his Bible - that Jews (Jesus WAS a Jew) were forbidden in the scriptures to cut their hair...something about it being an abomination. People wore robes then, much like Arabs wear the Galabeyah today, and they probably wore a kind of turban or cloth wrapped around the head to protect against the sun.
Then - prepare yourselves - when he was crucified by the Romans, he would have been stark naked on the cross, and his bodily parts and their functions would have been visible to all. The Romans were heavily into piling on the humiliation onto their crucifixion victims. It would have been ugly and horrible.
Try studying up a little, Mossie, and don't just skim the surface. Knowledge doesn't really hurt.
"He was the epitomy of a strong male, full of POWER!!"
No flacid cock for him no-sirree! He had a huge RIGID cock, always pointing to glory!!!
@Caustic Gnostic:
"JC may well have had short hair in Roman (for all practical purposes, Hellenic) fashion."
Although that's possible, it's extremely unlikely. As a Jew, he would likely have followed the OT customs regulating hair cutting. And if he had followed this Hellenic custom, that would have been mentioned in one of the Gospels. All of the Gospel writers make mention of clashes between Jesus and religious authorities as to ways in which Jesus broke various laws, and how Jesus justified his own acts as being the correct interpretations of the laws.
Now, granted, some of these incidents are possibly accounts created by the authors based on events contemporary to their writing, some 50 years after Jesus was killed; but there are likely several accounts that are based on actual events and not pure fabrications.
Nonsense! Every image of Jesus that has ever appeared in any piece of toast, taco, cloud, warped window pane, or piss stain clearly shows long hair and often a robe as well. God, who obviously sends these images for our edification (and the profit of E Bay dealers), wouldn't lie about anything so important, would he?
Coming this Summer... Jesus McClane in "Live Exactly How I Say Or Die Hard And Burn For All Eternity In Hell"
Yippee-Ki-Yay, Mothersinners
Did he look like gill from street fighter 3: 3rd strike?
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(ironically enough, he was a benevolent monarch kind of in the same way "Jesus" was)
You're right mossboy4
Long hair was the style of Jewish men in those days.
Yeah, everyone knows that Christ had a crew cut and wore a suit.
Long hair? That was also pretty damn fashionable. Learn history!
1. It's called a robe you moron.
2. No one really knows what Jesus may have looked like, but long hair and beards were the fashion of Jewish men of that time.
History fail! At the time of Jesus alleged lifetime, that WAS the epitom of strong male.
Here's a picture of a strong caucasian male with short hair, full of POWER!Epitome of POWER!
"He was the epitomy of a strong male, full of POWER!!"
Admit it, you just regret that Tom of Finland never visualised Jesus in his own unique style eh?
One doesn't need to be Freud to figure you out, mossboy4.
@L
"1. It's called a robe you moron."
Thanks. I now have the image in my mind of a hyper-powered female version of Jesus as she calls up her 'Robe' - as used by Otome; in this case, Rena Sayers (in the OVA "My Otome O~Sif.r"):
MATERIALISE!
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(When said power is called upon, a 'ghost' image of herself appears, merges with her, with said 'Robe' or power suit appearing)
...oh, and if you've seen this particular OVA (Iczer-four, I'm looking at you ! ^_^), not for nothing is Rena known as 'The Monster of Garderobe'. Frankly, she could take out Superman, The Flash, Goku et al - all at the same time.
"down to an effeminate level"
Yes, we females are SOOOOO inferior to you strong males, aren't we?
Misogynistic ass.
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