[Misspelling preserved from Twitter]
Why is my sweet wife the one in jail while Muslims gays nad baby killers walk the streets? - joe #freekimdavis
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Because she broke the law.
And because being muslim & gay is not a criminal offense those people are not in jail. "Baby killer" I guess means people involved in abortion which isn´t illegal either under many circumstances, so again, no criminal offence, no jail.
....nad baby killers....
If your nads KILL babies rather than MAKE them, you need to get those checked out.
Well, I couldn't help myself. I mean....NADS!
1. She was sworn in to perform certain duties.chose a jail sentence, probably to bolster her status as a martyr.
People who engage in criminally unscrupulous behavior go to jail. Quelle sur motherfuckin' prise.
Are...... are we sure this is real and not a Poe? This sounds too perfect to be real. The misspellings, sounding just like what a left leaning hipster thinks Republicans are constantly afraid of, thinking gays should be in jail (an extreme position that even most mainstream Republicans would accuse you of strawmanning them if you bring it up).
Edit: Well, I guess it is a Poe.
So if you took clothes to the cleaners and they consistently came back dirtier than when you dropped them off, would you pay them for the cleaning? Do you think they should keep their job? If you bought an airline ticket, and the pilot didn't take you where you wanted to go, do you think he should be paid? If the pilot consistently didn't take people where they paid to go, should he keep his job?
If a county clerk was hired to give taxpayers services that they paid for, such as marriage certificates, and she didn't give people marriage certificates, do you think she should keep her job?
If a taxpayer violates a judges court order, do you think they should be placed in jail? Or should they be able to do whatever the hell they want, and just claim that what the judge wants them to do "violates their sincerely held religious beliefs"?
Well?
Because muslim and gays are not crimes, while baby killers don't exist.
*imagines a pair of handcuffs in an empty cell.*
Becaue contempt of court is aainst teh law, while being Muslim or gay is not.
As for baby-killers, if you have evidence taht someone has killed an actual child (not, I remind you, that someone has instead provided or obtained a legal abortion, as that isn't the same thing at all) by all means alert the authorities. They can join your wife in jail.
"Why is my sweet wife the one in jail "
Are you sure she's YOUR "sweet wife"? She has quite the history of fucking around on all of her other husbands. Why should you be any different? Do you really think YOU are the only person she's fucking? She's actually also fucking a bunch of gay people, just not in the way you would think. How do you know she's not getting ready to divorce your sorry ass, just like all the others? She's got quite the history of doing that, too. She might be fucking husband #5 right now behind your back. She's got a history of doing that, too. It's 11pm, do you know who your wife is fucking?
Confused?
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