Look, any guy could become gay if he wanted to, i can easily imagine myself being like "oh what a tight ass, what a fine body, i want to blah blah blah". But any logical guy can realize that the guy and the girl are meant for each other, and you dont have to be insecure over whether or not your gay because its caused by demons.
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"any" guy? uh, no. i can't see myself lusting after a man, no matter how tight his ass is ...
(hint -- if you think you COULD easily be gay, you're somewhere between "a little gay already" and "very gay but in denial")
concurrently, i don't need LOGIC to find women attractive; i just do
Actually, I don't start drooling every time another guy walks past.
You really need to drop the repressive dogma and get out of the closet.
Yeah, and I can look at a woman, and go "Damn, she's hot."
Funny thing is, I know she's hot...I acknowledge she's hot...but I have ZERO desire to sleep with her. You see how that works?
Huh. Straight women are a good example of why that fails. We constantly assess one another's physical attractiveness, comment on it, compare it to ourselves, hell, the collegy and teenagery -age ones of us are even known to experiment quite a bit, and do stupid stuff like make out with each other for attention and free shots at the bar *gasp*
And yet, we are still straight. And not insecure about it. And not possessed by demons.
Um, 'what a tight ass'?
I'm as gay as they come, but I've never said anything as obviously homosexual as that.
Conclusion: You suck arse, literally.
"Look, any guy could become gay if he wanted to, i can easily imagine myself being like "oh what a tight ass, what a fine body, i want to blah blah blah".
Speak for yourself. There is only one penis that gets me excited, and I'm quite attached to it, thank you.
News flash, fo shizzle.
You. are. gay.
Of course, or African American, or blonde or epileptic. I just have to die my skin or my hair or pretend that, from time to time, I have convulsions. Come on!!!, why are people going to suffer ridicule or have a not filling relationship for no good reason?
So go blah blah blah with a guy who has a tight ass and a fine body. It's obvious that you want to.
Then again, why he would want to waste his time with you is another question.
Actually Shizzle, no- that's not how it works. The fact you think that way means you are, in fact, gay. Permissiveness towards homosexuality does not make people gay. I'm as accepting as the day is long towards homosexuals, but I'm just don't feel attraction towards men. It's really that simple.
Look, any guy could become gay if he wanted to ...
I wouldn't have sex with a guy if I had a gun to my head. But I couldn't care less if someone else wants to. The issue isn't whether or not you personally like gay sex. It's whether or not gay people should be denied jobs or spousal benefit or tied to a fence and left to freeze to death.
"Look, any guy could become gay if he wanted to, i can easily imagine myself being like "oh what a tight ass, what a fine body, i want to blah blah blah".
Wish I was as gay as you! I would give lesbian life a try if I could, since I get along much better with women than I do with men. Unfortunately though, I don't find women physically attractive. Too bad. :(
As a straight male, I am secure in my ability to judge if another male is attractive or not. That doesn't mean I am lusting after them.
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Okay, maybe Humphrey Bogart. But he'd dead, so that makes it okay, righT?
> Look, any guy could become gay if he wanted to,<
and
Even a man who is pure of heart
And says his prayers by night
May become a wolf when the wolfbane blooms,
And the moon is full and bright.
Just ask Lawrence Talbot.
“Look, any guy could become gay if he wanted to, i can easily imagine myself being like "oh what a tight ass, what a fine body, i want to blah blah blah".”
THis is, in the vernacular, an ‘admission.’
"But any logical guy can realize that the guy and the girl are meant for each other,”
You know, there are people who say the same thing about white boys and white girls. Or couples of other races. or cultures. Or economic levels. Thing is, logic is not universal. I don’t really think there’s a lot of logic involved in what makes my dick hard.
"and you dont have to be insecure over whether or not your gay because its caused by demons.”
I’m not even slightly insecure about being gay, not after 16 patrols with 140 or so guys.
I’m also not insecure about being attracted to a black woman, no matter what they said in my high school.
I’m pretty comfortable with my self-image and detect no demons.
YOU might want to spend some time in quiet reflection.
Confused?
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