Homosexuals make me wanna vomit. How can you bare to see two grown men kissing? That makes me wanna jump outta my skin! God willing there will be 0 homosexuals in Heaven!
HOW'S THAT FOR HATE SPEECH!?
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I have an idea for you, CBB, that might help with that. Turn off the gay pr0n, and don't watch them!
I'll take "raging closet cases", too, for 400, Alex.
Homosexuals make me wanna vomit. How can you bare to see two grown men kissing? That makes me wanna jump outta my skin!
All the better a reason for gay people to kiss openly. People need to get used to it, 'cause it's there to stay.
God willing there will be 0 homosexuals in Heaven!
Whoever follows Jesus will not be lost, but have eternal life. Your own holy bible says so.
HOW'S THAT FOR HATE SPEECH!?
I've heard far worse. Without ALL CAPS. Nice half-hearted try, though:).
"How can you bare to see two grown men kissing? That makes me wanna jump outta my skin!"
And if we decode the message hidden beneath the layers of bile, we can see the true thoughts of this bad, bad, boy:
Bare... grown men... kissing... jump... skin...
"HOW'S THAT FOR HATE SPEECH!?"
It's the exact same shit we hear from every other fundie so I'd have to say it's not very impressive. Or original. What else ya got, you demented fuckwit?
*The good thing about homosexuality is that they don't make you join in.... unlike some other groups.*
Single greatest comment on the internets, 4 real.
How can you bare to see two grown men kissing?
Honestly? The thought bothers me and so I have always made a point to not look. However, I acknowledge that this is my problem and not anybody elses. Therefore I don't have any desire to lash out or avoid anyone who is gay. The fact that you people do so over a thought in your head, is disturbing. Maybe if you focus some of that effort into getting a life you'll stop being so concerned with how others live theirs.
there will be 0 homosexuals in Heaven!
It's kind of a defining feature of non-existant places.
When he gets to Heaven, he is going to HATE the curtains Jesus and John picked out.
Also, how bad boy can you be if you vomit at the sight of something you disagree with?
HOW'S THAT FOR HATE SPEECH!?
Pretty decent. Not exceptional, but good enough.
Antichrist , that's a goblin.
"How can you bare to see two grown men kissing?"
There is nothing wrong with it. Besides, if you don't like it, then don't fucking look at it. How hard is that?
I can't stand Japanese food, but I don't try to stop others from eating it ...
God willing there will be 0 homosexuals in Heaven
No heterosexuals, either, according to Jesus: "For in the resurrection they neither marry, nor are given in marriage, but are as the angels of God in heaven." (Mat. 22:30)
Buh? Look, okay, maybe it does make you wanna hurl chunks. But if two men love each other (same for two women, or more of either, whatever) love each other, what the fuck is it any of your business? Are you god? Do you get to say who does and doesn't get into your imaginary heaven?
Homosexuals make me wanna vomit. How can you bare to see two grown men kissing? That makes me wanna jump outta my skin! God willing there will be 0 homosexuals in Heaven!
HOW'S THAT FOR HATE SPEECH!?
Pretty damn weak actually, Christian "Bad Boy". Is that the best you can manage, you mincing little pantywaist?
In fact, your piss-poor performance has brought upon me a need to rush right out and start swallowing swords just to spite your lightweight ass. Excuse me while I take a few moments to prepare my tonsils.
Hey, I get a little unnerved at seeing two guys kiss, but I'm smart enough to realise that that's my own prejudice, and that I should not actively discriminate against homosexual people because of that.
Child's play. Go hang out with Phelps a while and try again.
Also... I can bear it pretty well, actually.
I want to introduce this guy to yaoi and yuri...
This reminds me of a crazy dude that I encountered with two of my friends that introduced me to this site. He was rambling (drunkenly, at that) about how he didn't want a homosexual heaven.
... It took everything we had not to end up on the pavement laughing.
That was the worst "hate speech" I've ever seen! Where's the rage? Where's the vitriol? Where are the unsubstantiated claims from Paul Cameron and Fred Phelps?
Come on, Christian Bad Boy, if you want to play in the big leagues, you have to up your game!
Oh wow, yeah, bad boy, you're straight-up hardcore aren't you? Making me wet.
No seriously, you're a very unconvincing Poe or a complete idiot. Go away, the adults are talking.
#550455: "The good thing about homosexuality is that they don't make you join in.... unlike some other groups."
Well, we're not totally against it >_>
Also, where do all these fundies live that they get to see guys kissing all the time? I know I shouldn't expect it living in KY, but even when I lived in Orlando, FL I never saw anything of the sort outside of gay clubs or when haning out with gay friends in private.
So you're a Christian Bad Boy? Me too! Maybe we'll meet up some time. I piss in the altar wine and the holy water, never use toilet paper before shaking hands with the Minister, and that ain't candle wax on the kneeler beneath your knees.
"How can you bare to see two grown men kissing?"
"HOW'S THAT FOR HATE SPEECH!?"
@Christian Bad Boy
"How can you bare to see two grown men kissing?"
'Bare', eh? 'Christian Bad Boy' indeed.
You don't need to be Freud to figure it out.
"two grown men kissing? That makes me wanna jump outta my skin"
Would you say the same about two women making out similarly? If your answer is anything other than what I would expect (and if it's anything other than 'no', you're a LIAR), you've just destroyed your own argument.
@Kisare
"...as a straight female, I would like to put forward the motion that two men making out is FUCKING HOT!!!!"
Otherwise Yaoi manga/anime wouldn't be popular, thus it wouldn't exist. Supply & Demand, and all that jazz.
HATE SPEECH FAIL.
Loser >:3
I'm not fond of poor spelling, but I'll let you get away with it considering that you're fourteen, eager to impress the big boys with how bad you are, and not very bright to begin with.
“Homosexuals make me wanna vomit.”
“How can you bare to see two grown men kissing?”
"That makes me wanna jump outta my skin!”
"God willing there will be 0 homosexuals in Heaven!”
“HOW'S THAT FOR HATE SPEECH!?”
Jesus kissed his disciples and told you to love other people. In some cultures, heterosexual men kiss. In others, people in the same family still kiss. As a heterosexual man in a culture where men don't usually kiss socially, am I comfortable with it? Sometimes, not always, I can be shy. What about when I see it? I don't care about social kisses but may find deep erotic kissing strange. The latter is true between a man and a woman in front of me too, depending. If I don't expect it or am not interested in a woman, I may also find an unexpected kiss from her invasive. Children find it repulsive too. I doubt that gay men often deeply erotically kiss in front of you and if you see it on the media you're always free to look away. The end of your statement suggests that you would like to cast them out of existence. What about those who just live their life privately as anyone else, consenting lovers? They don't bother me and deserve the right to love and respect. Some are my friends and respectable.
So, was hate speech the purpose? Effective or not, my question is: why the need to express your disgust and wish that they didn't exist to the world? They do exist and it's not their fault. Many more do and did throughout history and you don't know. It could be someone in your family. Do gay people post notes on your door saying that you should not exist? Or how disgusting it may be for them to kiss someone they're not interested in? Why do you harass them (and everybody else) on a web forum with your uncalled-for bigotry?
CBB: “Homosexuals make me wanna vomit. How can you bare to see two grown men kissing? That makes me wanna jump outta my skin!”
Atheist: “What about two grown women kissing? Does that make you wanna jump outta your skin?”
CBB (even more agitated): “DIDN’T YOU HEAR ME???? This is about HOMOSEXUALS
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