Anyway I think the Bible is very very old, perhaps as old as 120 million years. Maybe people lived much longer in ancient times and could travel along the planets. Jfr. Ezekiel's describsion of space crafts.
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Sooo, the tables have turned.
It used to be us that argued AGAINST an young earth, but the "Lucy" fossil is around 4 million years old.
My self-restraint seems to be breaking... I think I'm about to make a bad joke...
JUST LIKE THE ALL-SPARK, HUH?
Hmm, well if moses and his posse were traveling at near the speed of light for 120 million years, they wouldn't age much, and they'd be from a totally different galaxy. Maybe the flood happened on his original planet.
I would love to know how your holy book could exist that far back, considering human ancestors didn't actually start wondering "wait, so is there a god?" for a long while. I suppose you'll claim there are cave paintings that are connected to the bible?
Oooohhh, my head is spinning. I just saw a fundie say that the earth is 6,000 years old, and now the bible is 120 million years old. An increase by 20,000 times!
Ezekiel described space crafts? Let me quote the summary of this extraordinarily BAD book of the bible, taken from the excellent "Sceptics Annotated Bible":
For pure filthiness, you just can't beat Ezekiel. Donkey-sized penises, women plucking off their breasts, baking bread with human dung, or getting drunk on human blood -- you won't find stuff like that anywhere else.
As Ezekiel was one of the biblical prophets who's prophecies failed in exceptional high rates (and thats saying something), I can conclude that there are two explanations for the ramblings of Ezekiel:
- Either this biblical book is nothing but "Hate Speech". Similiar to the nonsensical blabber of Fred Phelps.
Well, you simply thought wrong.
(I smell some Eric von Däniken here, as well.)
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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