The "Poe Memorial" Award

Yep, it was a troll.

RighteousCrusader #fundie reddit.com

[Title: I've Claimed this Subreddit for God]

The creator of r/HorrorArticles, a certain "u/icycoolx" was an atheist and a fiend, and deliberately set about creating this unholy cesspool of blasphemy and filth to fuel his atheistic sadism and satanic desires for blood and horror and ghastliness.

This subreddit passed from the original creator to another, and so finally to me. Or more accurately, I should say that I cunningly planned to infiltrate this temple of Satan myself from the very beginning. Amen!

Having taken over this subreddit, I claim it for the Lord. Originally it was designed to be a place for gathering together articles of the horror genre, in other words a place dedicated to the celebration of gore and terror- however, since gore and terror were brought into the world by sin, a celebration of such things is technically classified as an indirect form of devil worship. (The only celebration of blood should be the celebration of the blood of Christ and the martyrs- or the well-deserved deaths of godless heathen.) But now, I free r/HorrorArticles from the clutches of sin and evil and bend it to the service of good.

Although I will leave the previous horror articles up for all to see and to gawk and to shake their heads at, rejoice! For this is a place of the devil no longer: from now on it shall be a place to discuss in what ways media, particularly fiction media, influences society in negative or demonic ways. Also anything noble and Christian is allowed.

As new mod, I am now the Law of this place. As such I'm instituting new rules, which will damn well be followed to the very dot. They are:

1. No discussion of horror articles whatsoever, except as related to a Christian standpoint.

2. No blasphemy. This includes typing a little "g" for God, which will result in an immediate ban.

3. No Christophobia.

4. No gay, pagan, atheist or evolutionary propaganda. (Note: Poofters, atheistic scum, heathen, heretics and pseudo-scientists are allowed and (somewhat) welcome, and disagreement is allowed, and although I don't like your kind I will still be fair in the way I moderate: but if you try to propagandize, you will be banned and removed.)

5. Satanists, however, will receive an immediate ban, or at least be banned whenever I feel like it, no matter whether they are atheist or theist.

6. No disrespecting other users, not even atheistic scum. However, if anyone identifies as a Satanist, they can be mocked, insulted and ridiculed as much as anyone likes.

7. No racism- whether against white, black, yellow, brown, red, green or grey. Since all were made in the image of God, to be racist is as good as to insult their creator. Therefore all racism will result in an immediate ban.

8. No sexism. This applies to both male and female, for the same reason that no racism is allowed. (And no, so-called "transgender" is not a gender. Saying it is, is classified as gay propagandism and will result in a ban.)

9. No swearing, overly crude jokes, or any other form of vileness. Those who are vile will be removed and banned.

10. Be kind. Love even your enemies.

That's all for now- and God save the Queen!

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