This coontact happened about a month ago. I work as a software developer at a fairly small company (some 30 employees, 5 of them software developers and the rest are either technicians or administrators / sales stuff). Now, we are proud german company with some 30 years of history. We never ever hired a coon, but even in germany the urgency to hire coons is rising - what I mean by this is that the local government demands you to give the qualified sub-sarah immigrants a chance to get a workplace.

The particular coon I am talking of had a suspicious history in its application: It worked for some 4 years in cameroon as a software developer and then a few years in china for some company as a web developer. His skillset, if you can call it that, didn't really have any of the technologies or (programming) languages we needed, but a chance had to be given anyway. The first day for this coon came and my department and I hoped that this was a magical nigger. But it seemed like it didn't even understand the very basics. First off with body hygiene - but its a nigger, and niggers smell, nothing one could do, right? Well, next it went on with logging in: We work on servers, so you have to enter a server name, user name and a password. It fucked this step up and entered its coonword ("Waganda4Life") as server name. Well, after helping it logging in it got its first assignment, kind of a test to see what it can do.

It managed to completely destroy the testing Database, set up some 4 or 5 software projects all named "waganda" and some other words, it was just infuriating. It couldn't write the most simple codes or algorithms, always fucked stuff up, it even tried to use its personal laptop until it again realized it was at an office and had to use our hardware (which i later thoroughly disinfected). On its second day, at around 13:00 o' clock it wanted to pack its stuff and go home to work from its "home office", since it heard someone of us humans do that - but needless to say, that permit didn't apply to this shitstain.

It managed to break headphones which we gave to him (which he replaced with its own ghetto-style headphones, all taped together with duct tape), it always said that it understood the assignments and knew what it did and so on. It quit its old job as a janitor at a local super market because it couldn't talk with the people there about IT and such, which aperantely were its passion and all it loved doing. This coon was infuriating me so much, you couldn't even talk with it, it stunk together our building, it never succeeded in doing anything, it was just one of those "sheet, i beez a software developer n sheet" type of coons. This coon was sent home after just a week and a half - costing us enough time and nerves. This resulted in a tiny chimpout, where it slapped its paws together above its head and walked up and down the corridors. Me and my colleagues worked hard to make this coon getting fired again.

The best thing? One week ago we had to do another apefirmative hire: This time a technician. It didn't even know what a firewall is. Thankfully I don't have anything to do with it since I dont do things that technicians do, like installing servers and configuring networks - but I guess it wont stay long either.