You atheists are not only outright liars but you are also the vilest creatures on earth. And the fact that amazon.com is ruled by the atheist agenda is merely further proof of it.
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It is called ad hominem, you know what it means?, I have no proof, so I spill bullshit attacking all the people involved. If you think that all this is atheistic agenda, what on earth do you mind posting?
This post equally deserves to be in Conspiracy Theorists Say the Darndest Things! And, if you want a lesson in being vile, why don't you actually read the fucking Bible instead of making half-assed guesses as to what it's actually about, retard.
1 Provide proof that all atheists are liars
2 Prove atheists are more vile than say terrorists, child molesters or for that matter fundies that post bullshit on Amazon's website
3 Provide proof that A there is an atheist agenda and B that Amazon.com has fallen under its sway.
Until you can do so, STFU!!
And the fact that amazon.com is ruled by the atheist agenda is merely further proof of it.
I'm beginning to be offended. I've been an atheist pretty much all my life, and yet nobody's shared the secret agenda with me.
Is there a handshake too?
Hey, guys, all this paranoid fundie shit has got me wondering - why don't we form an exclusive secret society of rationals and take over the world, or build a moon base or something?
Without the last sentence, this is just the usual bigotry. But the notion that amazon.com is part of the EAC simply cracks me up.
What's next for the evil atheists? A takeover of Linksys so that we can control and monitor packets? Or perhaps we'll buy up Logitech so we can give all believers carpal tunnel syndrome while providing superior interfaces for the godless?
I say we leave the moon base as a decoy... One that'll make a very big boom should the fundies ever try to bring 'rapture' to the rest of the solar system. Meanwhile we, with the help of the gay/lesbian and 'liberal' agendas, terraform mars and put up some warning buoys to make sure any races comming into contact with humans know we have nothing to do whatsoever with the thralls over on that third planet
Hey, guys, all this paranoid fundie shit has got me wondering - why don't we form an exclusive secret society of rationals and take over the world, or build a moon base or something?
But what rational being would want to rule the world? "Power corrupts" and "noone who wishes for such power should ever be granted it" aspects aside, it would be way too much work, with too much fucktards to deal with, and we can't ethically punish fucktardness with capital punishment, no matter how satisfying that would be.
I guess we could simply wait for them to self-destruct or regress to stone age level, once most scientists go to Mars with us, but there is the moral problem of abandoning non-fundie theists with the nutjobs. Still, it would be priceless to stage the atheist exodus to make it appear that we have been raptured ^^ Boy, would that mess with their minds.
Yeah, don't let evidence get in the way of a feel-good-about-yourself and empowering hate rant.
Brain_In_A_Jar: Hey, guys, all this paranoid fundie shit has got me wondering - why don't we form an exclusive secret society of rationals and take over the world, or build a moon base or something?
Sign me up, Brain_In_A_Jar.
Not the atheist agenda! Seriously, though...how many freaking agendas are there? Think about it...
Feminist...
Liberal...
Atheist...
Gay...
Brain_In_A_Jar, sign me up too. We can invite the other people (keeping in mind the "feminist agenda") on the list and form...FLAG!
See? I even made an acronym.
SaneChick
And the fact that amazon.com is ruled by the atheist agenda is merely further proof of it.
I'm beginning to be offended. I've been an atheist pretty much all my life, and yet nobody's shared the secret agenda with me.
Is there a handshake too?
Of course. And if it's your first time to the meetings, you have to bring a baby for sacrifice!
You atheists are not only outright liars
Liar: [noun] someone who does not believe something to be a fact until there is evidence.
No, wait, that's the definition of a skeptic.
but you are also the vilest creatures on earth.
Worse than the faithful who commit terrorist suicide. You've got your priorities screwed up.
And the fact that amazon.com is ruled by the atheist agenda is merely further proof of it.
atheist agenda = freedom of the press and free market economy.
I signed up with the atheist agenda last year, and I got both the bumper sticker and the decoder ring free with half-off the subscription to "ATHEISTS RULE OK." All I had to do was offend a fundie with my vile atheist lies, and send in his signed affidavit as proof. It was easy!
Atheist Agenda
7:30 - 8:30 Continental breakfast
8:30 - 9:00 Get acquainted
9:00 - 10:30 Presentation of World Conquest Plans
10:30 - 10:45 Break, snack
10:45 - 12:00 Team building exercize
12:00 - 1:00 Lunch (please be back on time)
1:00 - 2:30 Presentation - AthiSyst, Inc.
2:30 - 4:00 Discussion of merger with Gay Agenda and Liberal Agenda
4:00 - 4:30 Summary, feedback
NOTE: For those taking the subway, please remember there is no E train service at Seventh Avenue/53rd St. this week.
“You atheists are not only outright liars”
So, you lose a lot of arguments online, i take it?
"but you are also the vilest creatures on earth.”
And they’re not afraid to use ‘naughty’ words, like telling you your argument si fucking wrong.
"And the fact that amazon.com is ruled by the atheist agenda is merely further proof of it.”
You just get no respect anywhere, do you?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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