Why is it Jews always live in apartments and use
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Just remember, thinking is for the pope. The popes of the past invented or researched the light bulb, astronomy, chemistry, physics and all those other useful items we got.
@Marc Bruno Antonelli
Thinking is only for the
Which is true. Since 'a pope is "every single man, woman, and child on this Earth."' It's in the book, people.
Why is it Jews always live in apartments and use
Some of us like apartments better than houses. Some of us live where we can't afford houses. New York City isn't known for cheap real estate. Some of us do own houses.
Using transit is good for the environment. Some of us do own cars. In New York, there is no sense in using a car all the time; what's the subway for? Decoration?
They always want to borrow on someone else's back.
Oh, yeah, we always borrow off of other people by living in apartments that we pay large sums of rent for, and using public transit that we pay for with our taxes. Or was this supposed to be disconnected from your previous sentence? It's still a baseless assertion. Let me give you a little hint here: If you make a statement, and you claim it applies to an entire group, you're likely a bigot.
And they try to make kids in school "think".
Oh no! What a terrible crime! How dare we persuade kids to think! If we let kids think today, they'll be solving problems and bettering the planet for everyone before you know it!
Life has nothing to do with thinking, you just got
to learn the right answer.
Quite so! Life doesn't require you to think! Thinking is bad! Just learn the right answer! What is the right answer? The Brooklyn Bridge! Since you are a loyal, faithful nonthinker, I'll give you the chance to buy the Brooklyn Bridge for a mere $5,000! Don't think! Just buy! It's the right answer!
Thinking is only for the Pope.
Have you ever heard the phrase "two heads are better than one?" It makes the fundamental assumption that both heads are actually in use. An empty head is no good whatsoever. Would you like to know what the world would be like if only the Pope ever thought? (Think Dark Ages.) Of course, if only one person on the planet were allowed to think, the Pope would be a bad choice. If I had to let someone else do my thinking for me, I'd pick a person who doesn't believe that a magic sky fairy gives him special instructions.
School isn't for "think" it's for learning to give the right answer!
Some people do blunder through school merely trying to memorize facts long enough to please teachers, yes. This doesn't mean those people are the getting the most out of school, and it certainly doesn't mean that people should try and emulate them. Based on this assertion and your egregious grammar, I would recomend returning to school and doing it right.
It's like the Producestands (who are
really Jews)...
"Producestands?!" What the hell is this supposed to mean? Anyway, Protestants are not Jews. Here's a little clue: If a person believes that Jesus Christ is some form of "savior" to him, he's a Christian regardless of whether he agrees with you on all the details.
...who broke away from Pope and say they
want "reason".
Um, this was a really long time ago. What does it matter, anyway? Protestants and Catholics both believe that a magic sky fairy created the universe, they both believe that he sacrificed himself to himself so he could violate a rule that he made up and save his creation from his own wrath, they both believe that the SAME ancient book of myths describes this sky fairy and his exploits, but they disagree on whether some guy is the sky fairy's spokesman and on what the book of myths really means.
No such thing!
Do you mean to suggest that there's no such thing as reason? In that case, the sky is green. Prove me wrong without using reason. Or did you merely mean that Protestants aren't reasonable? I can agree there, but that doesn't mean you're too rational yourself.
And they make fun of us in Sopranos.
Do you want to be made fun of in tenors? Seriously, it's a fucking TV show. It's not an insult to anyone.
Anyone who makes shows like that should
get rubbed out!
Oooh! Censorship and murder of the person who said something you disagree with! How totalitarian! Would you like a secular dictatorship like the Soviet Union, or would you prefer a Catholic theocracy like pre-Enlightenment Europe? I'm guessing the latter.
Such things are not for public display, just
to learn the right answer in private!
What's this supposed to mean? "Ban what I don't like and privately indoctrinate everyone with what I do like?" My Acme Translator is shot, so I can't make any sense of this. (Poor thing. I tried running two Hovindisms in a row through it, and it just died on me!)
Life has nothing to do with thinking, you just got to learn the right answer. without thinking, you retard??
It's like the Producestands (who are really Jews)
I've heard of Jerusalem artichokes, but this is ridiculous. Looks like his time in school really wasn't about "think", and apparently he failed to even get the right answer. Congratulations, Marc, you're a top notch failure.
And they make fun of us in Sopranos. Anyone who makes shows like that should get rubbed out!
Way to break down those stereotypes, Marc. Idiot.
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Producestands? Is this some sort of obscure attempt at an insult, or is the guy that fucking stupid?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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