America, we like our guns. We want to start shooting again. And Donald gives us the opportunity to feel like we can shoot again. Americans are tired of being pushed around by Muslims and Mexicans. Everywhere you look, the Muslims, the Mexicans. I mean, my God—. Americans are tired of it— We want to start shooting again. And Donald says we can shoot again. Shoot the Mexicans. Shoot the Muslims. Shoot the liberals. Shoot everybody.
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That's nice.... *Calls the FBI, CIA, DHS, The Secret Service, The Cops, etc.*
Just to refresh peoples' memories, James David Manning will soon be the ex -pastor of this place:
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As the debts he owes are considerable, it'll be sold off; a charity has enough funds to make a credible bid in buying the place, to be a shelter: for homeless LGBT people.
Perhaps that's why he's sucking up to Donald Fart. Or at least trying to in this instance.
Hoping Wiggy will give him a small loan of a million dollars.
There are still gays in Harlem. And Starbucks still exists, Jimmy.
You like shooting, eh? Not hunting. Not target shooting. No; YOU dream about killing other citizens of your own country.
You're a traitor. You frankly deserve a traitor's fate - which makes you lucky people aren't as interested in wiping out traitors as you are in committing genocide against fellow Americans.
Just remember the first truism of war: Anyone can die.
Not to mention how tired the Natives are of being pushed around by Europeans. Everywhere you look, the European here, the European there.
You do know that the President can't change laws on his own, right? All Drumpf will be able to do is pay the legal fees, like he has said he will do.
Besides, what is it that you have against "the Muslim", "the Mexican"? Besides not looking like you, I mean. What have they specifically done to make your life worse than it would otherwise be?
You have a very fucked definition of "American." Guess what, jackass? There are liberal Americans, even liberal American patriots. There are Mexican-Americans. There are Muslim Americans. There are Mexican Muslim Liberal American patriots.
I'm guessing by "American," you mean "white republican."
So, in the immortal words of some kid I met on the street, "go fuck yourself with a rusty chainsaw."
Speak for yourself. May of us despise guns and are tired of being to scared to go anywhere just because you "second amendment people" feel the need to walk around brandishing your penis substitutes. And I have yet to be "pushed around" by a Mexican or Muslim, most of my encounters with them have been very civil. Probably because I'm not some mouth breathing redneck asshole screaming about deporting anyone who isn't a mouth breathing redneck asshole.
Ok. No more homosexuals, no more Mexicans, no more Muslims, no more liberals. Now you're down to the population of, say, Idaho. So what say we give you all Idaho, and then start building that wall, huh?
And Idaho will pay for it.
@Swede
"Besides, what is it that you have against 'the Muslim', 'the Mexican'? Besides not looking like you, I mean. What have they specifically done to make your life worse than it would otherwise be?"
Isn't it obvious? They hate us Americans and want to kill us!
Yeah, no. That's just you being a total psychopath. Sorry.
Other than that, I have nothing to say that others haven't already said. Even the mandatory 40k reference.
Confused?
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