My beautiful white neighborhood started to have light infestations on Halloween; it started with a few idiot parents letting their kids bring along a Negro friend. Did you know that blacks don't know the "Trick or treat" and "Thank you" routine? Did you know they really scowl if you make them say it? And did you know they really, really scowl if you don't give them the candy bar they want? A few years of that and many homes on our main street quit giving candy so the neighborhood kids have to hit the cul-de-sacs for their loot. And that seems to have gotten rid of the dark ones because they're either too lazy to walk cul-de-sacs (many are hilly) or their mammys can't get their ghetto cruisers turned around in the cul-de-sacs. Either way it's restored sanity and safety - for now.

Stay safe everyone and save the good candy for the good kids.