Russia is now new christian country and oppose to masonic and homosexual western governments ! Russian blocked all homosexual attacks on Russian citizens so western try to destroy Russia ! the new antichrist probably will be a homosexual so this is the real power behind homosexual movement and DNA scientist try to find genome which is responsible for it to put in DNA code in new life inside babes ! It is written in the King James Bible !
"...Neither shall he regard the God of his fathers, nor the desire of women, nor regard any god: for he shall magnify himself above all...." Daniel 11:37 King James Bible
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I'll take two designer gay babies, one pro athlete baby and one computer genius baby, please. But I'll get my money back if one becomes the antichrist, right?
Yes, you discovered our (I am a scientist) masterplan: Find the "genome" that causes homosexuality to make babies gay.
Darn, now we will never be able to fulfill the bidding of our master, the homosexual, masonic, western anti-christ, in secrecy!
BTW, the word you wanted to use is "gene", not "genome", but then I guess from your post that English is not your first language...or any of it.
Well, if you frums think that's so boffo, THEN WHY DON'T ALL CHRISTOFRUMS JUST MOVE THERE?!
Let's have an exchange program. We'll ship you (with the Tea Party, The GOP, weirdos like Limbaugh & Coulter, The WBC etc.) there while we accept Liberal/Feminist/LGBT Russians to our American/Canadian/Western European borders....Then everybody is happy!
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Ibuki thinks that it's really creepy how the hardcore right-wing Christians claimed that Russia was an evil communist country for years, but once word got out that Russia was cracking down super-hard on gay people, all of a sudden those same people start praising it as "the most godly country on earth".
Really, Ibuki thinks that it serves as a true marker of what their ideals really are. They don't care about spreading love or helping those in need. They just want to push other people down and establish themselves as the people in power. They ignore their own messiah's teachings of peace in favor of bullying people they deem "wrong" and "evil".
This is why Ibuki's not in favor of theocracies. When their word is reshaped to whatever the person in power wants it to be, it just winds up being used to oppress people.
"Russia is now new christian country"
Romans 13:1-5.
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And last time I heard, your 'God' doesn't condemn paedophilia in your precious KJV, neither.
Now look at the above again, Christain hate. Enjoy your paradox.
I've got a question: what the fuck is so bad about the Masons? Every bible-thumpin' fundie and foil-wearin' conspiracy nut froths and screams about them but what exactly do they (supposedly) do ?
"homosexual movement and DNA scientist try to find genome which is responsible for it to put in DNA code in new life inside babes ! It is written in the King James Bible ! "
And that's a load of bullshit. The KJV does not mention fucking DNA , much less scientists looking for gay genes to inject into fetuses. Apparently Christian love reads even worse than they write. Which is just a hair away from impossible.
Weird.
Of course it's a Christian country: it's run by liars, crooks, thieves and plutocrats, just like Christianity. Putin himself was a KGB officer and a stone-cold atheist until he ran for election and decided he needed to be a Christian.
I don't recall anything from the Bible about the anti-Christ being gay, and the rest of that paragraph is just moronic word salad.
Here's a tip: don't buy anything you hear on Infowars.
@ OHP
The thing about the Masons that bothers Fundies, is that Masons refer to a generic 'Supreme being' instead of 'Iehovah' (Yes, I used 'I' instead of 'J') And in the Fundies mind, this somehow translates to the Masons' deity being the Devil.
I, uh, I don't get it.
Seriously, I understand the individual words, they're all in vaguely grammatical sentences, but... I just don't get it.
Is this what it's like to have Wernicke's aphasia?
@Ibuki Mioda
You, my wonderful anime friend with the cute hair-cone thingys on your head, have expressed the truth about theocratic wingnuts PERFECTLY!
You are awesome! Have some Girl Scout cookies!
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...and PILES of adorable KITTIES...
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...and a SUPER HOT DATE with the MOST BEAUTIFUL, SCRUMPTIOUS MAGICAL FAERY FAUN OF THE REALM OF AVALON!
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"Hey, baby! Your hair-cones turn me on..."
...That is, unless your wired that way. Maybe I'll toss in a hot girl or a mecha or whatever your orientation fancies.
@Anon-e-moose
PUTIN + TUMMY RASPBERRIES = I NEED BRAIN BLEACH
Your point is fab, you get most of the above prizes, too....and Pinkie Pie....
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No, the West hates Russia because they don't go exactly with the global capitalist system. Instead Putin substitutes it with his own bullshit.
the new antichrist probably will be a homosexual so this is the real power behind homosexual movement and DNA scientist try to find genome which is responsible for it to put in DNA code in new life inside babes
So scientists are trying to turn people gay? Is that basically what you're saying?
DAFUQ!? It looks pretty unlikely that English is OP's first language, considering this bloody mess of a post, so why the KJV idolatry? Or does this text finally prove that homskuling causes brain damage?
For anyone fooled into believing Christianity was ever banned in Russia, LEARN SOMETHING FROM THIS. The church was removed from power, not eliminated or crushed, hope you idiots lost a lot of money on 'Bibles to Russia' campaigns.
@SpukiKitty
I'm beginning to suspect you've got a thing for a certain Syd.
Confused?
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