If vocal "homophobes" are more likely to be closeted homosexuals, then vocal atheists are more likely to be closeted Christians.

This is a weird attack, but I've heard it several times.
I guess it must be difficult for some people to fathom that the reason us Bible-believing Christians disapprove of homosexuality is because we actually believe the Bible, and not because we're "in denial" or something.
Seriously, I'm having a hard time even taking this argument seriously XD

Because if vocal "homophobes" are more likely to be closeted homosexuals, then let's try turning that argument around on some other things:

Vocal atheists are more likely to be closeted Christians.
Vocal liberals are more likely to be closeted conservatives.
Vocal feminazis are more likely to secretly think men are superior to women.
Vocal race equality supporters are more likely to be closeted racists.
And of course: Vocal homosexuals are more likely to be closeted "homophobes." XD
(I could have used any of these phrases for this stamp, honestly)

Seriously guys. This argument is ridiculous. Come up with something better.

PS: the word "homophobe" is in quotes because I take issue with that term. I neither fear nor hate homosexuals.
Furthermore, I do not support the murder, torture, enslavement, etc of homosexuals. Or atheists.