Liberals: SAVE TREES AND WATER AND THIS RANDOM SPECIES OF ANT!!!
Liberals: abortion is a great option!
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We are not an endangered species.
Of course if we crowd ourselves out by over-prolific breeding, or if we poison the air and water, or if the crops all fail because the climate changes, or if Trump hits the wrong button in a midnight tweet-storm, we might easily become endangered...
Who the hell has ever said "Abortion is a great option" (and wasn't crazy)?
And while god never said anything specific about abortion in the bible (but did state that "life begins with the breath" which means he wouldn't agree with your point of view) he did say something about humanity being shepards of the earth if I remember correctly. So... gods opinion seems to be a liberal one and yours is the direct opposite of his according to the bible. Got it.
Always the accusation that abortion is somehow encouraged and promoted instead of what it is. A legal option.
So far
They only started this idea that abortion was a preferred lifestyle choice about the same time they decided Hollywood was an evil liberal plot. In other words they created strawmen to wind their base up, always a cabal of evil to be afraid of. It looks like their gonna finally kill off Planned Parenthood after years of convincing their ever so stupid base that all the organization does is tell everyone how cool abortions are, when they're not having fetus barbeques that is.
Abortion is a grim, heavy, and sometimes necessary choice. If anybody on earth actually had the dementedly enthusiastic attitude towards terminating a pregnancy you love to imagine they'd quite clearly be insane.
Conservatives: TO HELL WITH THE ENVIRONMENT! DRILL, BABY DRILL! ABOLISH THE EPA! DESTROY THE ENVIRONMENT IN FAVOR OF MORE WEALTH FOR THE 1%! IT DOESN'T MATTER IF WE DESTROY THE EARTH BECAUSE JESUS IS COMING BACK SOON! ROLL COAL ON THOSE STUPID LIBERALS!
Conservatives: Abortion disagrees with my religion so nobody anywhere, ever should be allowed to have one for any reason at all.
Danielle, you're embarrassing yourself again.
It's far better to be a liberal than a conservative christian republican.
If Christian conservatives actually wanted to reduce the number of abortions, there are a number of things they could support: effective sex education, easy access to free/cheap contraceptives, easy access to cheap child care, paid maternity leave & effective social provision! They support none of those ....cos god!!
Conservatives: I'm going to shoot my foot.
Conservatives: AGGHHH!!! WHY DOES MY FOOT HURT!?!
Humans aren't going anywhere. Unless, of course, the planet dies. Flora, fauna and clean water are extremely important to our own survival, after all. No them, no us. This is where I 'd ask "get it" if I were having a conversation with a potentially borderline intelligent person but I know better than to bother with you.
@Shepard Solus
My goto response for this is:
If you destroy the ecosystem that keeps you alive you will die. Seven year olds understand this. Conservatives don't.
Then the fun begins. How many times will the fundie, trying to prove me wrong, shoot himself in the foot before he gives it up as a losing battle?
@Mister Spak
How many times will the fundie, trying to prove me wrong, shoot himself in the foot before he gives it up as a losing battle?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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