You Know...if theres one thing in the world I hate more than Homosexuals...it's...well....I guess there's nothing in the world I hate more than Homosexuals. But let's get "STRAIGHT" to the point. God made man and woman...Adam and Eve. If he wanted the world to be gay...he would've chose man and man...Adam and Steve. But thanks to the sheer genius of our god..HALLELUJAH! He chose Adam and Eve. So why is it that some men decided to have affection for his own kind? Why I ask you...did he decide that he wants to put it in another mans Anas? That is a corrupt man I say...A CORRUPT MAN! And it's mine and whoever shall join me's dutie, to RID the world of this EVIL CORRUPTION! Join me in the League of Faggot Slayers and Homo Blasters, "F.S.H.B" to create the worlds latest and greatest Faggot exterminating team! Each member shall be equipped with all the essential faggot slaying items. It is GOD's will to have his rules abided by so let us enforce this!!! Join F.S.H.B and bring justice to our God and to our world!
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By the way, Kirik, your mom was over last night, and after I boned her, she mentioned you need to stop playing so much Quake.
Well, I can think of murderers, rapists, liars.............and they do more damage than a homosexuals(that they bed someone of their sex, it doesn´t affect me). Well, let´s see that he made man and woman and that if he had wanted homosexuals it would be Adam and Steve. He didn´t want either idol-worshippers, liars, killers and the such and we´ve seen that in the first millenium BC most of the population was polytheist, that war is a problem until now, that people lie to get their purposes..........moreover, he wanted Adam to work the land and now most of the jobs are tie-and-collar. And Anas was heterosexual, somehow solitary. So, I think that, giving that your squad contradicts the fifth statement, you´ll be a little lonely.
It's interesting that god is never EVER able to do his own dirty work. It's always some group of fanatics who think they know what their god wants and proceed to carry out pertinent tasks. If this god of theirs is the same allmighty god of the universe, it makes him look rather pathetic when what could be done by him with ease has to be carried out by a bunch of morons with pitchforks.
"And it's mine and whoever shall join me's dutie, to RID the world of this EVIL CORRUPTION!"
From Wikipedia: "Anas is a genus of dabbling ducks. It includes mallards, wigeons, teals, pintails and shovelers...."
You Know...if theres one thing in the world I hate more than Homosexuals...it's...well....I guess there's nothing in the world I hate more than Homosexuals. But let's get "STRAIGHT" to the point.
Error #429: Joke not funny.
God made man and woman...Adam and Eve. If he wanted the world to be gay...he would've chose man and man...Adam and Steve. But thanks to the sheer genius of our god..HALLELUJAH! He chose Adam and Eve.
Actually, according to Genesis, God just made Adam. God made all the other animals, and then made Adam alone. Eve was an afterthought. God made Eve after Adam whined for her, and God took one of Adam's ribs unnecessarily in order to make her, indicating he wasn't too happy about the whole idea. So if you really want to take the implications of the Genesis story, God prefers bestiality over straight sex. Gay sex doesn't really come into the picture.
Of course, in the real world, there are no gods, the Genesis story is an ancient fairy tale, and homosexuality is a perfectly natural inborn trait that harms no one and which will occur in roughly 10% of the population.
So why is it that some men decided to have affection for his own kind?
Have you ever heard of people still in love with a person they knew was no good for them? Have you ever heard of people going crazy because they were in love with a person they couldn't have a relationship with? Have you at least heard of a person who was heartbroken when his/her wife/husband chose to divorce him/her? If you did, you would know that no one ever decided to be attracted to anyone. Romantic attraction is an involuntary matter that doesn't ask for your input. No one ever "chooses" to fall in love, it happens on its own, and for some people, it happens only with members of their own sex.
Why I ask you...did he decide that he wants to put it in another mans Anas?
Anas? I don't think anyone wants to have sex with a duck. There may be someone out there who does want to fuck a duck, but he can't do that because a duck is incapable of giving consent.
That is a corrupt man I say...
It takes a corrupt man to say that a man who would rather love someone than kill him is corrupt.
...A CORRUPT MAN!
Repeating yourself in all caps does not make your statement any less false.
And it's mine and whoever shall join me's dutie, to RID the world of this EVIL CORRUPTION!
I have a mental image of you and your preteen friends climbing into your little treehouse and putting up a sign saying: "NO GAYS ALLOWED." Heh, back when I was a little kid, the sign would have said: "NO GIRLS ALLOWED." I guess the message of feminism has set in among the 4-to-6 demographic.
Oh, by the way, I've seen your treehouse. It isn't that great.
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I'll bet it would look FABULOUS if you invited some gay people over to help you work on it!
Join me in the League of Faggot Slayers and Homo Blasters, "F.S.H.B"...
Ironically, "FSHB!" was roughly the sound I made when I suppressed the laugh that your concept triggered.
...to create the worlds latest and greatest Faggot exterminating team!
What do you have against bundles of sticks?
Each member shall be equipped with all the essential faggot slaying items.
Let me guess: A set of colored plastic armor, a bunch of pseudo-martial artsish skills, and a Zorpf, or whatever the hell those big robot thingies on Power Rangers were called?
It is GOD's will to have his rules abided by so let us enforce this!!!
Which part of the Bible will you enforce?
This?
Luke 6:31-34 (King James Version)
31And as ye would that men should do to you, do ye also to them likewise.
32For if ye love them which love you, what thank have ye? for sinners also love those that love them.
33And if ye do good to them which do good to you, what thank have ye? for sinners also do even the same.
34And if ye lend to them of whom ye hope to receive, what thank have ye? for sinners also lend to sinners, to receive as much again.
This?
Matthew 7:1 (King James Version)
Judge not, that ye be not judged.
Or maybe simply this.
Exodus 20:13 (King James Version)
Thou shalt not kill.
Of course, the fact is, Kirik, that neither the BuyBull nor any other holey text is the Acme Word of God. Gods simply don't exist.
Join F.S.H.B and bring justice to our God and to our world!
Bring justice to the world by killing? ARG! *extends claws*
And then Maronan smote the Kirik and all was laid to burnination.
It is GOD's will to have his rules abided by so let us enforce this!!! except the one made in my own image , and only grudgingly made him a female counterpart when he demanded it? Why do you think I ripped out his rib in disgust when he jumped in the closet and demanded a female partner?
Sigh. Why, Adam? We had so much fun naming the animals together. Why did you go into the closet? There was no one you needed to hide from. I was happy you were gay, and I was gay myself. Besides, everyone else knows you're gay. You had a naked woman by your side, and you chose a piece of fruit!
Oy, I knew that Eve and her sissy little "vegetarian" shtick was a bad idea.
Why I ask you...did he decide that he wants to put it in another mans Anas? image
Valisha Camernol
Must, resist, can't
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
For people who's faith is supposedly about love and peace, these fundies are amazingly violent.
I can just see this guy acting like the Little Rascals, chanting, "We are he-man homo haters, we feed queers to alligators..."
I was pretty homophobic too when I was 12 years old.
I've wised up since then, and hopefully so has this guy.
I guess there's nothing in the world I hate more than Homosexuals. is a choice, because there's nothing stopping me from sticking just to women. I'm just too much of a corrupt greedy slut to deny my nature :/
*Or, you know, pansexual, fluid, unlabelled sexuality... whatever. Non-monosexuals.
Join me... in the world's latest and greatest Faggot exterminating team!
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