I asked a former Satanist, now a Born Again Christian, how a Satanist looks as at Abortion. His reply was that Satanists regard Abortion as the highest level of human sacrifice to Lord Satan.
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Bull. Shit.
Thanks for playing!
Your nickname wouldn't be "gullible", would it Dave?
Seriously, haven't you people ever heard of Sun Tzu's famous line, "Know your enemy and know yourself; in a hundred battles you will never be defeated"? It's hard to argue against things you don't understand after all. Look at the pitiful attempt you fundies make at attacking evolution. I would think you people would want to know intimately all about Satanists, they are the agents of The Enemy after all.*
*At least that's what fundy folk think anyway. It's rather clear that most, if not all of it, is simply a satire of Christianity.
Let me guess: he was a member of the Dark Temple of Mike Warnke, wasn't he?
Satanists love life just as much as anyone else. They just don't think there's anything particularly undignified about wallowing in the gutter for fun. Not a philosophy I particularly agree with, but hey, if you're into id...
And I think that you're lying for Jesus. Otherwise, they wouldn't "sacrifise" for something that people do for such pragmatic reasons as poverty, rape, risk for the mother's health...............
This reminds me of a joke. When people climax during sex how come they don't go.
Even if that is true, then it's just how ONE Satanist regards abortion.
What about all the spontaneous abortions? Something like 50 to 85 percent of all fertilized eggs are miscarried so early that it seems like a normal period. All period-having women probably have had quite a few of these. Are they God's human sacrifice to Lord Satan?
I asked a former Christian, now an anti-theist, how a Christian looks as at Children. His reply was that Christians regard Children not as people but as finally getting a helpless bullying victim of their own, and that they regard school schootings as the highest level of human sacrifice to the Holy Gun.[Citation NOT needed]
“I asked a former Satanist, now a Born Again Christian,”
“how a Satanist looks as at Abortion. His reply was that Satanists regard Abortion as the highest level of human sacrifice to Lord Satan.”
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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