robert hickman #fundie facebook.com

If you could start your very own buisness. What kind of buisness would you want. Im a truck driver with god inside. I wish i could make money off having god inside my body. Cash in. I will start late next week injecting juvederm into my lips to repair the damage the fondling god has done to jesus. Jesus not only rips my face but massages, touches, loves my dick. God plays with my dick all day and night. God needs to make for himself a great big dick. God loves dick more then church going children. They claim some catholic priests like to molest children. Truth is. It is god inside them that wanted to molest children. Taking your children to god can be the most dangerous thing you ever did for them. God craves little children bodies. God wanted to have sex with babies. God had sex with the one man he saved. God loves the taste of a big hard cock. Get your dicks out and call on jesus and when he comes you would be better off cutting that dick off because i promise you god will never leave it alone.

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