Homosexuals are a lot like kaleidoscopes; they adorn themselves with seemingly innocent, fun, neon, and vibrant colors that attract children to them (such as a lantern fish attracts their prey), and, just like kaleidoscopes, homosexuals are utterly useless to mankind, and could be completely done away with without the majority of the population even caring at all. Am I right or am I right??
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As someone with several gay family & friends, go fuck yourself. One of those "useless people" is a teacher & licensed foster parent, another was a professional athlete & yet another is a CGG artist whose work can be seen in several major motion pictures. Yet another is an Iraq war veteran. And another is an animal welfare advocate. All of them are very kind, generous people who have been there for their friends and family when they needed them most.
And what have you done with your life?
Heterosexuals are like curtains. They are usually uninteresting, have very little variety, and to someone looking in, cover up a world filled with dimension and colour.
EDIT: @whatever; Sorry, it's my tumblr habits getting to me. Besides, if they get to be rude to LGBTQIA+ folks, then I am allowed to be rude back.
Am I right or am I right??
Actually, no. Being LGBT doesn't automatically make a person a pedo.
I'm getting really tired of explaining that to you dumbfucks.
With the majority of Americans supporting gay marriage, I think they might care just a teeny bit if you decided to start rounding up gay people and shipping them off to death camps. Because, you know, people these days tend to lean toward more freedom, not less.
kaleidoscopes are very pretty when undamaged, perhaps that makes them like homosexuals, better when undamaged . (hehehe)
Just as Rainbows attract children, to point at them, and wonder at their Fabulousness .
Thank you for admitting your 'Uncle God' is a paedophile then.
...but then, we knew that already. [/Mary]
Just like kaleidoscopes, homosexuals are utterly priceless to mankind . For, just as Kaleidoscopes increase a child's sense of wonder and stimulate their imaginations, it makes them want to ask questions about the world, mayhaps beyond , to want to know more. For the eyepiece of that kaleidoscope now, may later turn into the eyepiece of a tele scope, as he/she is an astronomer/cosmologist who discovers something that advances humanity's knowledge of, and ultimately to , the stars. Or even the eyepiece of a micro scope of a scientist, who one day discovers a cure for a previously terminal disease.
You're wrong. Just ask the developer of what would ultimately become what you're using right now, Alan Turing: Gay .
Tl;dr: You fail at analogies. Next question.
There are very few INDIVIDUALS that are completely indispensable to society, and the majority of the population will not care about any one of us. Given the frailties of the human body, that's a good thing. "Useless to mankind" (do you mean in the reproductive sense?) assumes that the great statesmen and the eminent scientists and the clever inventors are all heterosexual, and we KNOW that not to be the case. You are not right, nor are you right.
If kaleidoscopes are "utterly useless to mankind" then so is music.
Gayness in and of itself is not particularly important to humanity, in that if gay people all became asexual and aromantic next week society wouldn't collapse, but losing all gay people (who are what, 5-10% of the population?) probably would do a lot of harm to society.
Kaleidoscopes have not saved the lives of millions of Brits, or painted famous chapels, or fought for civil rights of minorities such as African-Americans, or served in Congress for 32 straight years.
But Alan Turing, Michelangelo, Bayard Rustin, and Barney Frank have. All of them (except POSSIBLY Michelangelo) were homosexual.
You are on to the dehumanisation step of propaganda. If you go further, and if you found a position of power, it could rise to something more alarming. Besides, what worth has a paranoid conspiracy nut brought to society? Maybe the Give Me Gossip population could be done away with, as no-one would mind.
Confused?
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