If you empty your garage completely of any material whatsoever, and wait 10 years, see if a Mercedes will evolve. If not, try waiting 20 years, or 10,000 years! Nothing.
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Gee it's too bad that there isn't someway to strangle you through the computer. but you know what? Just like evolution, shit don't work that way!
This is one of the worst arguments possible.
Teshuva, If you empty your head completely of any material whatsoever and wait 10 years see if a brain will evolve. 50 years, 10,000 years, nothing. Fixed
Actually, you might find some mold & mildew that wasn't there before.no genetics , genius.
If I do the same, a Mercedes will not appear out of nothing either, BECAUSE THEY´RE HUMAN CREATIONS AND YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR THEM, IDIOT!!!
10,000 years is many orders of magnitude too short, there is no source of energy or matter for the system, the working area is far too small, and motor vehicles are not self reproducing. Your analogy fails in every possible respect.
@Mister Spak
The crazy person would empty their garage and wait for a car to form.
Are you trying for Stupidest Fundie of the Month award? Because I gotta tell ya, kid, you've got some stiff competition. Still, this might get you the silver.
No. And you no what? I won't either. Or you. or the monkies you say we think are our grandparents. Why? Firstly, inanimate objects can't evolve. Why? Because it can't reproduce. At all. Which is why the other three statements are true. Evolution is not an individual mutation! It is a population slowly shifting to an environments demands. Ah, the hell with this....why do I bother?
Teshuva, If you empty your head completely of any material whatsoever and wait 10 years see if a brain will evolve. 50 years, 10,000 years, nothing. Fixed
a very good point, Mercedes are not affected by natural selection, they don't reproduce, therefore they do not evolve. Thank you for demonstrating the importance of natural selection in evolution.
It won't, because CARS DON'T REPRODUCE.
Whilst you're waiting for this Mercedes to manufacture itself, like God did, take a look now and again to see if Jesus has ever shown up.
did make a car, whatever kind (oops) it was, would he have to wait a day, remove a connecting rod and make a Chevy out of it?
Nah, hypothetical at best. I know iron chariots aren't the big guy's thing.
If you empty your fridge, turn it off and close the door, then check back in a week to see whats there , you may find life.
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cars dont breed.
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