(Please excuse this comment's extreme length, but it needs to be said, at least to expose Troll4Life as the extremely Un-Christian, certainly hypocritical troll she really is):
@His4Life
"Anonemoose, I really don't know why you have such a stick up your butt when it comes to me. I have not directed any comments at you recently"
You've certainly directed plenty of such comments here in FSTDT though:
http://www.fstdt.net/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=74017&Page=2
@His4Life
"Ugh. I'm going to puke. An African-American president should know better than this. What did his moma teach that boy when he was growing up in his clay hut in Indonesia?"
@His4Life
"Enjoy having a demon's finger up your butt for eternity, bitch"
@GigaGuess
"@His4Life
'Enjoy having a demon's finger up your butt for eternity, bitch'
"We love you too, sweetheart! ^_^
What is it with trolls and their complete and utter anal fixation...?"
@Tolpuddle Martyr
"@His4Life
'I can't believe the blasphemy of the title of htis post. Unbelieveable and disgusting. Enjoy having a demon's finger up your butt for eternity, bitch.'
Tell us more about your batshit insane sexual fantasies, fundie bitch!"
http://www.fstdt.net/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=73342&Page=4
@His4Life
"I bet rumpshakerslim is a queer."
@His4Life ( http://www.fstdt.net/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=74017&Page=2 emph-ass-is added):
"Ugh. I'm going to puke. An African-American president should know better than this. What did his moma teach that boy when he was growing up in his clay hut in Indonesia?"
@His4Life
"Shut the fuck up. Was that a racial crack? I'm so sick of the disrespect given to AFrican-Americans on this board."
^(Every irony meter in the universe ever manufactured; past, present & future, goes supernova)
@GigaGuess
"@His4Life
'I bet rumpshakerslim is a queer.'
Oh the irony, raising arms of racism where none existed, then hurling a derogatory comment about someone's sexuality. You, my dear, are a hypocrite of the highest order."
(emphasis added):
'For happily the Government of the United States, which gives to bigotry no sanction, to persecution no assistance, requires only that they who live under its protection should demean themselves as good citizens, in giving it on all occasions their effectual support.'
-George Washington
I really don't know why you have such a stick up your butt when it comes to FSTDT. Oh, and as for "(unless you are gay?)", I dunno. I'll have to discuss this with my girlfriend, the next time she and I have sex.
"and I frankly have no interest in "changing your beliefs" or convincing you of the reality of God, heaven or hell."
No? The facts prove otherwise:
http://www.fstdt.net/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=67911&Page=1
@His4Life
"wow, I think I'vebeen on this board too long. I had a horrifying dream about atheists last night, but I think God gave it to me as a severe warning to pass along to you atheists here. It was about two atheists on judgement day, a man and a woman in their early 30s. They weren't married but had been shacking up and doing drugs and other shit and they were totally confident that there was no God and science would save them.
Anyway remember what I said about hades and hell/the lake of fire being seperate places? This dream kind of relates to that. The two atheists died of a drug overdose and ended up in Hades. They were taken to their prison cells in hades and these huge angels in black were standing guard (angels of judgment they're called). It was funny but sad because the atheists immediately started trying to analyze everything through science, and the angels of judgment started laughing and beat the living tar out of them both with their flaming whips. Then the atheists wanted to know why they were in hades, and the angels said 'because you're sinners and you didn't repent of your sins.' One of the atheists said that they weren't sinners and the angel laughed. It started rattling off a list of sins that both atheists were guilty of that seemed to go on for years, giving them a lash with its whip for each sin it read off. The atheists screeched and clawed their way across the floor trying to get away; it was kind of funny but horribly sad. Finally, the atheists were let out of hades and came before the great white judgment seat of God. They were like 'phew, it's finally over.' And God replied "No, for you eternity is just beginning." Then they were judged by God and thrown into the lake of fire. In my dream, I was brought back to the lake of fire in like a hundred years in the future to see if the atheists were still there. They wre still there burning. it was horrible becuase now i know what the Lord meant when said that in hell both body and soul will be destroyed. It doesn't mean literal destrution; it just means that the personality of the person will be totally destroyed. All the atheists could do was scream for mercy from those watchingon the shore of the lake of the fire; they couldn't even communicate or be human anymore. One of them tried to claw its way out, but the angel gave it a kick in the teeth and sent it flying baeck into the lack fo fire. and then I woke up in a cold sweat.
Hell is real, and God loves you and wants to save you so you don't go throug hthis place! Please repent! I am not tying to be mean and i am sorry if may attitude has turned anyone itnoff, please forgive me but don't continue living in sin Godwants to save you"
@His4Life
"I'd have told them to go to fucking hell, since that's were they're heading to anyway."
@dionysus
"@His4Life
'I'd have told them to go to fucking hell, since that's were they're heading to anyway.'
Actually, the Bible says nothing about lesbians kissing, it only tells them not to lie with each other. And there's no way you could possibly know whether or not they've actually done that (it could be way too early in their relationship for that) so you're in no position to judge. The bible does, however, tell Christians to "judge not lest ye be judged". So I'd reconsider who's the one that's actually in danger of hellfire."
@DevilsChaplain
"@His4Life
For someone whose name suggests being rather intimate with Jesus, you're pretty critical of sexual "perversions."
http://www.fstdt.net/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=77438&Page=3
@His4Life
"Also, I strongly disagree with the idea that faith or belief is good no matter what religion you follow. The Bible makes it clear that there is truth and there is the lie, there is a path that leads to God, and a path that leads to damnation. Believing in anything is silly, it is the object of your belief that matters. It's a matter of spending eternity in Heaven with Christ or spending eternity with Satan sizing up your doody hole in hell down below. That simple."
@Wehpudicabok
@His4Life:
"Is this fun for you? Hanging out at an anti-fundie site and trying to convert us? Well, I suppose it's no worse, or more futile, than what we're doing. Still, you can't really expect results."
'Conventional people are roused to fury by departure from convention, largely because they regard such departure as a criticism of themselves.'
-Bertrand Russell
Fear is the main source of superstition, and one of the main sources of cruelty. To conquer fear is the beginning of wisdom.
-Bertrand Russell
'Reality of God, heaven or hell'? You've still to prove the existence of such to the satisfaction of we Atheists. Oh yes, that's right - you can't. Ergo 'God', 'Heaven' and 'Hell' don't exist. QED. And nothing you can possibly say - short of having that "Sliders"-style dimnsional portal generator to hand - will persuade us otherwise, of this delusion of yours ('God'. Heaven'. Hell'. The whole fantasy that is 'religion') that you claim to be 'reality'.
(emph-ass-is added):
"I'm not reading through your posts or communicating with you until you have something of substance to say."
Oh? And you do?:
http://www.fstdt.net/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=75940&Page=3
@His4Life
"Steven Hawkings is a spinach man. Who cares what he says or thinks? I work in a library that hosts a program for mentally retarded adults on a weekly basis. They play games, watch movies, eat snacks - it is basically like daycare. I don't walkd down the hall and ask their advice everytime I want to understand science or something else.
how do we even know that it is Steven Hawkings speaking out of that electronic box? i remember hearing a radio program a while back where it was implied that they were experimenting with artificial intelligence, and that Hawkings really was just a spinach man who had been used to host this mechanical intelligence. The radio host noted that it was the computer he's tied to, not Hawkings himself, who makes all of the conclusions and statements about science. Not exactly something or someone I'd put my faith in. Sorry."
@Philbert McAdamia
"@ His4Life
Spinach man? As an ex-sailor I have a particular reverence for spinach men.
Or are you trying to say you think Steve is Spanish?
So the thoughts of Steven Hawking are not his thoughts, but the thoughts of another man by the same name?"
@Starscream
"I'd comment on His4Life's ignorance here and now, but I think such foolishness deserves its own submission. Hopefully it'll be approved soon."
@Kisare
"His4Life: ....so Stephen Hawking is an AI voicebox? Is that what you're trying to communicate?
Nonsensical or conspiracy theorist......or just plain nuts. Guess which one you qualify as."
@Orion
"@His4Life: Lol. So god was not just owned by a cripple but by a souless computer? And this computer won the Presidential Medal of Freedom? And what it says just happens to line up with what Hawking types?"
@His4Life
"When you call him a full vegetable, that's what I meant by spinach man. I wasn't thinking of popeye, just that this guy is, the mental and physical equivalent of, spinach. He may even be dead for all Iknow - have you ever seem him move or twitch? He's just a pile of human remains being used as a satanic experiment to promote the ideas of this artificial computer that is controlling him."
@SpukiKitty
"I'll bet this 'Chubacabara' clown pushes elderly blind-deaf-mutes into rush hour traffic for the LULZ.
Being a theist, I'd say it's miraculous Hawking's still alive! However, Deity had nothing to do with Hawking's ALS...and 'Fatgoat' & 'Troll4Life' are idiots!"
http://www.fstdt.net/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=76287&Page=3
@His4Life
"Oh man.This poor guy is toast! Just imagine being paralyze AND being thrown into the lake of fire. You can't even tread "water" to heep your head above the surface. you jsut sink right down to the bottom and can't come back up. that's gonna suck."
@His4Life
"I wonder if God's gonna let him keep his electronic voice box so that we can hear him scream, or if he'll just silently bob around in the lake of fire for eternity."
http://www.fstdt.net/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=70379&Page=2
@His4Life
"Actually, Noah's Ark IS real. It has been found; my pastor has pictures of it on his laptop. I can see if I can post them. The only reason this hasn't been verified is because the Turkish (Islamic) government won't allow researchers to access it."
http://www.fstdt.net/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=80598&Page=2
@Anon-e-moose
"It's been calculated that, to hold at least two of all animal species that exist today said 'Ark' would have to be far bigger than the current largest ocean-going vessel to date, the Jahre Viking. Which is an all-steel construction.
One word: Rochambeau:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_world%27s_largest_wooden_ships
'She was not particularly stable or seaworthy, even with her substantial metal components, and only made one voyage in the open ocean to reach her new owners.'
'scrapped'
That ship had metal reinforcements to it's wooden hull. It sailed only once.
And I see no mention of 'Structural Integrity Fields' in the Bible - nor any mention of direct intervention by your 'God' in keeping said 'Ark' seaworthy. Remember, itsmellslikebullshit: If it's not mentioned in the Bible, it didn't happen.
To paraphrase Scotty: 'Ye cannae change the laws o' Reality!'
http://www.fstdt.net/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=78757&Page=4
@Anon-e-moose
"Oh, and good luck in building that replica of the Ark. Considering that, to make it so that it could hold at least two of all species that exist today (with facilities for feed storage, animal exercising, crew quarters etc), it would have to be far bigger than the Jahre Viking supertanker."
"Should be fun seeing how seaworthy their Ark (like I say, much bigger than the largest ocean-going vessel to date, the Jahre Viking)really is, eh...?!
Bon voyage, Menton, Snelling & Purdom. On your maiden voyage of the largest wooden ship -cum-submarine.
>:D"
http://www.fstdt.net/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=70379&Page=3
@Anon-e-moose
"@His4Life
'Actually, Noah's Ark IS real'
Prove it. Like I say, to hold at least two of every species that exists today, said 'Ark' would have to be vastly bigger than the largest ship to date, the Jahre Viking"
(I refer you to the illustration of various vessels & their lengths on that page. PROTIP: To hold at least two of every species that exists today, said 'Ark' would have to be far larger than the Jahre Viking, the biggest ocean-going vessel on the planet. The biggest wooden vessel made to date was the Rochambeau. In 1874. Now ask yourself this, Troll4Life: why haven't there been any wooden ships - at least of the Rochambeau's size - made today? You tell me.)
@TB Tabby
"Actually, people have built replicas of the Ark. Some even tried to sail in it for 40 days and 40 nights. They fell apart."
@Anon-e-moose
"@TB Tabby
'Actually, people have built replicas of the Ark. Some even tried to sail in it for 40 days and 40 nights. They fell apart.'
QED."
http://www.fstdt.net/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=72953&Page=3
@His4Life
"You guys are tremendous douchenozzles. Show a little respect, dickwads."
@Wooflang
"@His4Life
Don't use such juvenile insults. It makes you look like a ten-year-old."
http://www.fstdt.net/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=67911&Page=5
@His4Life
"Everyone and everything brings glory to God, guys - that is why we were made! You will either bring glory to God by praising him and celebrating in his presence throughout eternity, or you will become an "object of wrath" and bring glory to God by displaying his mighty power and clear justice. It's up to you; just know that you can't deny God's glory, and that whatever you choose to do with your life, in the end you will glorify God. Praise Him!"
@Anon-e-moose
"@His4Life
If your so-called 'God' wants us to 'bring glory to him', he can appear before us and ask for said 'glory' now. You have no part in the process. Nor does every other right-wing fundy like you. So how can you justify your bluff & bluster, and threats of 'Hell'? Surely your so-called 'God' can do that job by himself?
But then, if he's omipotent, why does he need 'glory'? Seems very egotistical of a so-called 'deity' with infinite power. What about before he even created the angels, never mind we mere mortals? How could he have possibly lived in all the infinite eons previously, without anyone giving him 'glory'? Would he die without it? (check one):
[ ] Yes. Thus 'God' isn't omnipotent, if he can't possibly exist without anyone giving him 'glory'. Thus he's not God. He's an inferior being not worthy of acknowledgement, nor 'belief' or 'faith' in such. And even if he exists, he's such an ego-monster for wanting 'glory', that frankly he has NO right to exist. But then, if he's not omnipotent, then he's not God. Thus he's a contradiction to himself. Ergo, he doesn't exist. QED.
[ ] No. So why does he need something as completely irrelevant (certainly to him) as 'glory'? And if he doesn't require 'glory' for his existence, then he doesn't require praise, or worshipping. Or even belief. After all, to quote Thomas Jefferson (remember him? One of the Founding Fathers who, via his contribution to the drawing up of the Constitution, proved that America isn't a 'Christian country', as you claimed & we on FSTDT comprehensively disproved. Otherwise, he wouldn't have said):
'Question with boldness even the existence of a God; because, if there be one, he must more approve of the homage of reason, than that of blind-folded fear'
And if 'God' doesn't require, 'glory', then he doesn't require praise, and neither belief, nor acknowledgement of his existence. Therefore he doesn't require the man-made concept of religion. Ergo, religion - especially Fundamentalist Christianity - can't justify it's existence. QED.
Choose wisely."
@Berny
"@His4Life
Your god is worthy of love and respect the way an abusive father raping his daughter night after night is worthy of the same."
http://www.fstdt.net/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=73407&Page=2
@His4Life
"I'll be fucked before I let me kids go to see this shit. If I ever find my children reading a Harry Potter book, they're going to find that book halfway up their heineys. I don't care how old they are."
@TheFockerizer
"His4Life
'I'll be fucked before I let me kids go to see this shit. If I ever find my children reading a Harry Potter book, they're going to find that book halfway up their heineys. I don't care how old they are.'
Are you being sarcastic?
If not, what the fuck are doing here stupid fundy? Harry Potter may be a fictious character but I hate to break it to you.....so is your God"
@louislois
"I always enjoy the laughs when Tard4Life wanders in here.
They're blatant hypocrisy and idiocy is enough to rival the fools over at RR."
@DaMentalFunism
'His4Life
I'll be fucked before I let me kids go to see this shit. If I ever find my children reading a Harry Potter book, they're going to find that book halfway up their heineys. I don't care how old they are.'
"Lol. Submitted."
@His4Life
"You can fucking submit anything you want, because one day YOU will on your knees in submission to the Lord Jesus Christ. Our God is NOT fictional. Any honest person who is confronted with the evidence would easily see that there is a God and that he is the God of the Bible. But your eyes are intentionally blinded and you are hardened because you know that when Jesus comes, the fun and games are over. No more Harry Potter parks, no more glorification of witchcraft, no more posting on the internet mocking His people. God has given you all of the evidence that you need in the resurrection of His Son, and you have deliberately chosen to ignore it. It's your loss. If are after honest evidence i would be happy to present it, but if you are just here to mock believers, then there is nothing I can do for you. We will all have the proof we need when we die; unfortunately, for many of us, it will be too late to change"
@DOS Et AL
"@His4Life
Sorry but as a christian, from a denomination that DOES NOT take everything literally, Harry Potter is not evil; its fiction/fantasy, it doesnt promote evil, its just fun. The new testament doesnt say jack about this, and protesting an innocent theme park is really streatching if not making a mockery of scripture. The Puritans lost popularity a long time ago BTW"
@#1164394
"Which proves that Hisforlife is a troll. Otherwise, why keep on coming, regularly and for a while, to a place where he(a black woman?, don't think so)knows that we're not going to write what he wants to hear?"
@shockmeshockmeshockmewiththatdeviantbehavior
"NEWSFLASH: No one wants to fuck you, His4Life, except maybe your God in your fantasies judging by your name *smothers laughter* youre gross. And second? That little comment about the book ramming up your children's heineys? *dials the number for CPS and mutters into the phone* You are obviously violent with your children or have violent thoughts about doing bad things to them so your parental rights have been hereby... REVOKED. See you in Hell :D"
'The only way to combat ridiculous propositions is through mockery'
-Thomas Jefferson
"Organized religion is a sham and a crutch for weak-minded people who need strength in numbers. It tells people to go out and stick their noses in other people's business."
-Jesse Ventura (Former politician, actor, wrestler, and Navy SEAL)
Now, care to show me any substance in anything you've said to date in FSTDT? Oh yes, that's right. As proved by everything you've stated to date, you're nothing but a troll. Thus right from the start, you've earned the appelation Troll4Life. Because that's what you are; that's all you are: a Troll. You - a fundie - come here spewing your bullshit, and not doing what a fundie is supposed to: argue their case (i.e. their unjustifiable 'beliefs', and the bigotry such is based on); certainly prove the existence of their 'God' - to the satisfaction to we Atheists (and if their 'God' did exist, he'd certainly be able to do so). Therefore, the question: why are you here, Troll4Life? If you're not here to justify the unjustifiable (certainly the way of thinking that right-wing fundies possess, which can never justify it's existence), and above all - prove the unprovable; you're certainly not prepared to become an Atheist (or at least become a non fundie Christian, like those here in FSTDT) and become a commenter - then your being here leads to only one conclusion:
You're nothing more than an attention-whoring troll, only interested in creating drama. You certainly exhibit the classic behaviours of one:
http://www.fstdt.net/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=74017&Page=3
#1171580
@His4Life
"I can't believe the blasphemy of the title of htis post. Unbelieveable and disgusting. Enjoy having a demon's finger up your butt for eternity, bitch"
#1171749
@His4Life
"That wasn't from me. Someone is hijacking my name. But it isn't too far from the truth, and you are a bitch."
@Distind
"As a note,
http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=74017&Page=3#1171580
and
http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=74017&Page=3#1171749
Come from the same computer.
So I'm not quite sure what he's on about this time."
PROTIP: Distind is no less than the Admin of FSTDT. Thus he can do IP traces of commenters.
So give us just one good reason why you shouldn't be permabanned? And believe me dearie, you wouldn't be the first troll/spammer that's been IP banned from FSTDT. Remember:
http://www.fstdt.net/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=74017&Page=3
@His4Life
"I can't believe the blasphemy of the title of htis post. Unbelieveable and disgusting. Enjoy having a demon's finger up your butt for eternity, bitch"
@Distind
"@His4Life
Actually it's accurate, God and Joseph, both fathers to him."*
Are you going to disagree with someone who can remove your commenting privileges? As the saying goes in forums, message boards etc: 'Mods are GODS'. And here in FSTDT, Distind - as Admin - is the God of Gods.
When you're treading on extremely thin ice, it's not wise to jump up and down. And the way you're behaving right now, Troll4Life, the first few cracks are starting to appear. 'Last straw breaking the camel's back', and all that jazz.
Your call, Troll4Life.
*- The post immediately after Distind's, i.e. mine, consider what I say, coupled with this simple fact of life: Elton John and David Furnish. And their son, Zachary Jackson Levon Furnish-John.
...oh, and your Bible condemning homosexuality as an 'abomination'? Start at Sam 17:57-18:9 to read the rather charming love story of David and Jonathan.
I love the smell of annihilated arguments in the morning. Smells like... victory.
And not just the Old Testament, neither: Jesus. Had two daddies (Joseph & God). Hung around with 12 men, two of whom were sailors. Was kissed by one of them (Judas). Never got married (or at least had a girlfriend). Wore a dress.
Just sayin'. (*walks away, whistling "YMCA" by The Village People*)