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A history of niggers in America

Our journey begins in the year 1500 on the storied continent of Africa:

Flies on your face. No decent food or shelter. Same shit everyday. The urge to sing the blues but there are no instruments. The urge to play ball but alas- no hoop. Violence and disease everywhere.

Enter jews:

You are forcibly transferred to a gentler climate and made to work. This goes on for three hundred years.

Re-enter jews: They set you free! Ma lawd!

Fast forward to 1950 America:

Amazing food. Reasonable accomodations. Actual doctors. Incredibly diverse set of delicately tuned instruments. Beautifully designed games to play. You discover that you are thriving! They like the way you be playin! You wear tailored suits and drive a Cadillac.

Enter jews: you realize you still arent really free. We gots to be fightin.

The year 2010: you are finally really really free. You have a black president and shit. Athletes and rappers make millions. That money surely lifts up the ghetto and none of these rich niggers ever get in trouble. They is escaped the cycle. You have total control over several major cities but they are shit now because all you inherited was a perfectly designed infrastructure and the means to run it. More gibs and this would be wakanda.

Reenter the jew: you realize that your most violent nigglets cant even beat up their bus driver and the neighborhood watch man in the same week while high on sizzurp without getting shot.

Thats when you realize you are still not really free and never will be. Whitey will never quit holding you down. Stole you from the motherland and all you get is shot for walking down the street with your pants down rapping and then running at a cop after he tases you 3 times. After all this you cant even shoot up a neighborhood and then try to run and jump a fence into an old ladys yard. They will shoot you before you ever even take the old lady hostage and rape her. You aint even got a chance.

You'd give anything to be back in the mudhut, beating a bongo with the flies and da elephants.

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