I have no idea how this is even a fetish, but leave it to disgusting, fun-hating, life-ruining, soulless feminist cunts to find some niche fetish and DEMAND that men stop viewing it.

I'm not deying this is a weird, hilarious fetish: because it is. But the very idea that you've got these women saying, "NO! You're not allowed to touch yourself in the privacy of your own home while thinking about this because MY FEELINGS SAY SO! YOU'RE *ONLY* ALLOWED TO MASTURBATE TO 700LB LANDWHALES WITH RAINBOW HAIR!"

Fuck off, feminists. No one in the world likes you, including YOU.