*Painfully resists urge to kill ronin*
I am going to attempt to say this as calmly as I can. *Takes a deep breath* You may not be aware of this, but the Earth does not revolve around America. It revolves around the Sun. America is not the Sun. It is one of the many countries that is located on the Earth.
Now, you may already realize that your statement may anger non-Americans and not care, because you don't care what they think. Well, let me tell you something. I am American and I do care what they think because I know that they are fellow human beings and fellow residents of this planet. While I am proud to be American and am glad to live in this country, that does not mean that I regard the rest of the world as a distant, unimportant, other dimension that does not merit my attention or respect. Unlike you, I have ventured beyond this country's borders. I have taken the time to learn about other countries and their cultures, and I have found much to admire. Since we are neighbors, we have much to learn and adapt from each other. And I do mean each other. In the global community, nothing should be a one-sided deal.
You are so insufferably smug and self-righteous in your assertion that you don't even realize that you have successfully cast your country and fellow countrymen in a negative light by alienating our global neighbors. It is because of despicable, ignorant cretins like you that we are the laughingstock of the world. You and your ilk are so obnoxiously loud and persistent that you manage to perform the incredible feat of making everyone forget about our inventions, our progress, our civil freedoms, and the many other things that make our country great, and instead see only the stupidity, the closed-mindedness, the xenophobia, and the willful ignorance that you so proudly exhibit.
You are not being patriotic, ronin. You are being a narrow-minded moron and you are an embarrassment to me and to all other sane, intelligent Americans who are sick and tired of being viewed as backward, naive, and self-righteous because of twits like you. Go toddle back to your trailer or whatever home you have, safely isolated from the rest of the world, and stay there. And invite all your fellow Ugly Americans to come over and stay with you, so that none of us will have to hear your shrill nonsense anymore.
