There is nothing like a funeral to remind the world about the fact that they have an appointment they have to keep.
I’ve done many fake funerals over the years, and it always gets a crowd.
Be bold. Do it.
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Further to my first comment, I have noticed how many Christian evangelical groups favour this "minder" style of dress, complete with suits and sunglasses.
"Fear ye the baseball bat of righteousness"...
Street theatre always draws a crowd, people are naturally curious.
Personally, I'm curious as to why one of your, completely straight <wink>, minions couldn't afford a plain tie.
So, in other words, the only way you can get people to follow your religion is by scaring them with death?
And please, somebody please photoshop that picture removing the body and putting a large banana there.
Nothing like a funeral to remind me that this life, the only one we get, is precious so I had better live it and share it with my loved ones rather than trying to appease an impossibly narcissistic sky bully.
"I’ve done many fake funerals over the years, and it always gets a crowd. "
I've always thought you were a fake.
Men in Black with a wrapped alien corpse ?
cool
They should wear their jackets though.
At least sort your people by height.
What exactly is this kind of street theater supposed to accomplish, anyway? Yes, we all know that we're going to die. No, we don't know that your God exists.
It looks like the Local 247 Blind Accountants' Union is being scolded by Gomez Addams on an apple crate.
And does Raytard honestly think "always gets a crowd" means "yay! I'm popular and people like my message!"?
I half expect all those guys to suddenly start singing Do Wop or something.
LADIES & GENTLEMEN: BANANA GUY RAY & THE SIX PEELS!
And what's the fake dead body supposed to represent? America? Christianity? Jesus? Ray Comfort's brain?
When the empty threats of Hell don't work, hire extras from Men in Black films to make the procession seem more intimidating. You could always try imitating the more charismatic televangelists with their extreme changes in pitch too, Ray.
“There is nothing like a funeral to remind the world about the fact that they have an appointment they have to keep.”
“I’ve done many fake funerals over the years, and it always gets a crowd.”
“Be bold. Do it.”
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