Oh good Lord. I'd like to trash this thing. I'll do it now:
WE MUSLIMS WANT TO THANK OVER 60 WOMEN INCLUDING A FORMER MISS AMERICA for accusing Bill Cosby of either rape, drug facilitated sexual assault, sexual battery, child sexual abuse, and/or sexual misconduct.
WE MUSLIMS WANT TO THANK MANY TV NETWORKS for yanking re-runs of THE COSBY SHOW (NBC, 1984-92) and other shows featuring Cosby from syndication.
WE MUSLIMS WANT TO THANK GLORIA ALLRED for representing half of the accused.
WE MUSLIMS WANT TO THANK JUDD APATOW for shaming Cosby in his many recent interviews.
WE MUSLIMS WANT TO THANK 23 EDUCATIONAL INSTITUTIONS for rescinding Cosby's honorary degrees, due to seemingly false claims of sexual assault and/or immoral behavior, with some universities directly saying that these were no longer allegations, but facts admitted by Cosby, especially in the case of Fordham University.
WE MUSLIMS WANT TO THANK YOU ALL FOR RUINING THE CAREER OF BILL COSBY BECAUSE WE MUSLIMS ARE OFFENSIVE STEREOTYPES, AND OUR RELIGION HAS NOW BEEN USED TO JUSTIFY SEXISM AND RACISM.