How do you know Jesus never mentioned it? He mentioned lots of things in a more general way, and not everything He said is recorded in the Gospels. John wrote that if everything He said and did were recorded in books there wouldn't be enough books in the world to hold it all. There were not many homosexuals around either, and it was common knowledge that it was forbidden. Homosexuals were executed then, so almost no one in Israel was misbehaving that way. There are several passages that allude to it though, that's what abominators are and they don't go to heaven. Homosexualism is depravity, and is forbidden. I can't help it if you don't want to believe it, it's true nevertheless, and you'll just have to deal with it.
("BLOC" then resumed copying and pasting "DIRTY FAGGOTS!" over and over again.)
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John wrote that if everything He said and did were recorded in books there wouldn't be enough books in the world to hold it all.
If there was really that much to go around, why did the writers of the Bible feel the need to copy one book three times over to fill space?
Interestingly, Jesus spent the night with some guy in Mark before it got crudely edited out.
Not even going to touch the naked foot washing and oil he used to play with.
Not even going into the gnostic sects that prescribed buggery.
What if Jesus said to give all your money to a poster named Agent? Would you?
In fact, doesn't the Bible say to give all asked of you and expect nothing in return, no matter what? Shame no one follows THAT little passage. Oh, right, the Bible is a pick-and-choose thing.
You're making too many suppositions too. Can you quote a verse in which Jesus says so?. That's relevant, the rest is silence. And if homosexuals were executed at the time(?), of course, it's very strange that Jesus remained silent, in such a controversial topic. Only Paul speaks about it, but just a line or two. Period. He doesn't call it abomination or so. The whole rant against homosexuality comes from the OT. In fact, even if Jesus never spoke specifically about homosexuality, he did speak things like, "judge not, lest you be judge", "love thy neighbour", which suggests that he was not particularly hostile to them and didn't condenm them. Don't have double standards of using a book, and sticking to it all the time to shove it into our throats and preach, and then, when it doesn't fulfill your expectations, retreat and be defensive with, well, it says it everywhere because we asume so.
Oh, I get it: If it's not written in the Bible, I'll just say that Jesus said it anyway, and it wasn't written down because of space restrictions or laziness.
"I can't help it if you don't want to believe it, it's true nevertheless, and you'll just have to deal with it."
It is not true. Just because your Bible says something doesn't mean it's true. You'll just have to deal with it.
He mentioned lots of things in a more general way, and not everything He said is recorded in the Gospels.
Yeah. For instance, he said BLOC is a moron with a screw loose. It made it into the Apocrypha, but was left out of the Gospels as being off-message.
BLOC?! It was a lot sexier when you were just a number. I'm disappointed with you; how am I suppose to jerk off to this wordy, pseudo-intellectual dribble?
Go back to the long cut&paste sections of "DIRTY FAGGOTS!" They're easier to fantasize to.
"Homosexuals were executed then, so almost no one in Israel was misbehaving that way."
That's just incorrect. The Roman Empire collected taxes on gay brothels well into the 5th century.
Also, the Romans - who were in control of "Israel" (actually it was Judea at that time) had no bans against homosexuality. Men got to screw anything they wanted to screw: women, other men, boys (slaves), little girls (slaves), sheep, pigs, dogs and horses. No Roman looked on this as anything out of the ordinary. They did not, however, expect Senators or Emperors or members of the Emperor's families to be fucking little kids. It was considered "Un-Roman".
You need to pull your head out of your ass, go to the library and read some history books rather than asserting the falsehoods some pastor or other jesus freak told you were truth.
Have you no mind of your own?
If it's not recorded, Jesus said it? bloc, you articulate scamp, you, are you sure you want to go there?
It doesn't say in the babble that jesus sucked cock either, but he did, and it's the truth. BLOC knows this, and also has a problem with self loathing because of what happened at summer camp when he agreed to participate in "log ride". That's how he ended up with hemorrhoids and finding out the answer to the question as to whether he spit or swallowed.
BLOC, could I please extend you an invitation to go to Free Republic? You'll love it there, though you might be banned for being too liberal. Try and say "dirty pedosodomurderbabykillingmite homosexuals" and you'll fit right in.
#2(69)111, appropriate number! He's back he's bad, he's mad, he takes it up the crack from another lad.
Wow. JoJo can fart whole sentences now! We're so proud.
There's a little narrative somewhere in the gnostic texts, where Peter is fussing because Jesus was spending waay too much time with Mary M, and Peter and the guys were feeling deprived..
So Jesus said, Do you want me to love you as I love her?...
@#269111
This dirty faggot has been to hell already. It was the AIDS epidemic that your sainted Ronald Reagan could have done something about but refused even to mention in public.
Now 25 million - 25 MILLION - have died of ADIS and another 40 to 46 million are infected with the HIV virus.
Go fuck yourself with that burning lake of fire crap.
@#269111
1. Stop using copy and paste. You look even more like an idiot when you do.
2. Ever read the Bible? You know, like when Jesus said "love thy neighbor". You see, I can actually quote your book, while you cannot even give one source.
3. Stop being a crabby old c**t.
Just two corrections;
BLOC: I hope you read this. Even if Jesus did mention homosexuality there is a reason it wasn't put in the Bible, which I know you view (as do I) as inspired by the Holy Spirit. Could it be that Jesus had worse things to deal with than the dreaded Homosexuality?
Go pound sand up your ass Illuvatarwen.
Admit it, you went and jerked off after thinking about pounding something up someone's ass, didn't you?
You losers don't believe in God or Jesus or even read the Bible
Go pound sand up your ass Illuvatarwen. You losers don't believe in God or Jesus or even read the Bible, so who the fuck are you to talk to me? Cocksucker, you're gonna burn and I'm liking it. DIRTY FAGGOTS DIE AND GO TO HELL!!!
Anyone else find it somewhat odd that a person claiming to be a True Christian swears like a sailor, calls people he knows next to nothing about cocksuckers and glories in the thought of other people burning in Hell for eternity?
You losers don't believe in God or Jesus or even read the Bible.
Hmmm - interesting turn of phrase. Should it not have been God and Jesus ?
The use of 'or' implies the possibility of belief in Jesus but non-belief in god.
BTW - earlier I was obviously lying about Jesus and the guys tripping around Galilee in a flying saucer. Of course they used the company Lear jet just like everyone else.
RE: Praetyre
"Stop bashing Reagan...you can't blame him for not knowing about AIDS."
Yeah, Reagan did not even know his own foreign policy (at least that's what he implied at the Iran-Contra hearings) so how would he know about AIDS?
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